It looks like it’s made out of fancy quilted papertowel! She deserved a better suit.

Aaand now I know just what it was that was creeping me out about that picture.

Wow, that was exactly as dehumanizing as promised. I’m surprised he didn’t preface all of that bullshit with a nice, condescending “sweetie” right before explaining that he gets why you might think it’s your body, but actually it’s not. Sweetie, you’re just confused.

That song is catchy as hell. Down the YouTube hole I go for other super catchy theme songs from the golden age of Disney cartoons. Tailspin I am looking at you!

Puff balls on dancing shoes? No. NO.

Omg those boots are a whole other level of ugly. Way to make feet look even worse open toe boots.

Thank you!

Horrified that anyone would bring a child onto the world to the tune of “Hey Soul Sister” tsk tsk tsk

I watched the first season, it was fine. I tried to Watch the second, but I just couldn’t care enough, and then all the Star Treks appeared on Netflix so I had other things to do.

He’s too much of a doofus to be a cult leader. He has zero charisma.

If a gigantic cairn terrier climbed out of that thing, I would be delighted right up to the point where it tried to eat me. Best way to go.

What? People weren’t clamoring for a giant road side picnic basket? I am shocked! Shocked!

Half of me is like “who would ever buy that?” And the other half is all “omg what if you could buy that and make it into a ridiculous house/picnic museum?”

Boy does that dog not look like a Todd.

I mean, if a pair of jeans distracts someone from watching the news, maybe they’re just not good at paying attention to the news.

Hot shit indeed. I would look like a bag of raw chicken thighs sealed in a ziplock bag and left in the fridge. It’d be condensation city in there. Not attractive, very moist.

NBC Loooooves Trump. They have loved Trump ever since The Apprentice helped them prop up their precious Must See Thursdays for a little longer after all their sit coms died or failed. Remember that SNL a few months back where he was treated with kid gloves and any of the jokes about him were soft and light hearted?…

Flying the confederate flag is not an emergency, why is that even in there? Is it like some kind of shit cable bundle where you get one channel you’d actually watch and then a bunch of channels full of garbage? You get funding for Zika AND a symbol of racism. Yay.

Then what am I supposed to do in there?? Nobody has magazines anymore, they’re all in app form on my phone!

Right? *clumsily opens bathroom door with elbows to preserve freshly washed hands* ooh! I got text! *hands all over disgusting, used while on toilet only minutes ago phone*