Oooh, that gold print on a teal background looks very sophisticated.

I miss seeing Sunfires all over the place. I liked their shape, and feeling like your ass was about three inches from the road. If we were ever playing one of those road trip games where you pick a make and model and see who can spot the most, I always picked Sunfires because there were about a hundred on the road…

I don’t understand how rich ppl can just give up their horses when they get too old to do competitions or make more horses. You’re rich! Just give the old beast a good retirement for crying out loud. If I were rich, all I’d want to do is look after old horses. I just don’t get it.

Plus you’d have to have some serious skills and knowledge to properly care for antiques and fancy furnishings. You can’t just spray on some pledge and go to town with an old rag, I assume; I don’t even dust my “antique” Ikea furnishings so I don’t really know what’s involved.

I like when people put their brand right out in the open like that.

I got a summons last fall for jury duty and I was so excited about it! I wasn’t selected for anything; mostly it was a long day of sitting and waiting with about a hundred or so other people. It was both interesting and also very very boring. Civic duty completed, and boy was my ass numb by the end of it. Those hard…

He probably takes out the piercing and verrry carefully shaves his bottom lip so that only a dime sized tuft of hair remains, and then replaces the piercing, thereby maintaining the look of a weird looking mole he should really keep an eye on.

Oh god. Is that a piercing in the middle of a soul patch!? That is horrible. Just, ugh. Also that hat is the worst. So much awful hair in bad places. *cat vomit noises*

He said he’d be cool with being called First Laddie, and I love that. Like, I realize that’s not a formal option, but still. Love it.

That one commentator seems like she’s a little drunk. Like just a little bit of a buzz on, to get her through it.

So that’s where all the scrunchies went!

Possibly to embarrass his kid 17 years from now. “Daaaaaaad! Why did you have to do a commercial with me wearing just your underpants? Everyone at school has been watching this, so embarrassing!"

Basically, nothing shrill or pounding. I like string instruments, or a solitary saxophone myself. They will get all of my change.

Does anybody want to hear just drums during their commute? A subway platform is not a great venue for only drums.