Who the fuck spends thousands on a dress?

That's getting crazy close to prostitution.

okay, but the individual dude I am going out on a date with did not make things more expensive for me while paying me less, and I do not need a free meal to make up for those things.

yeah, this whole concept of 'expecting a man' to pay is really strange to me. I'd feel so awkward and on the spot.

I pretty much like always splitting the bill. How is that not easier for everyone?

This was an incredible article, and it really made me think. I always enjoy the stuff you write, but this in particular stands out as being really unique and insightful. I'd actually like to know a lot more about this, and was really interested in your personal experience.

laugh away! Like most terrible events in life, I find the power of the event is diminished by laughing at it. They're like boggarts!

ugh, I did it for a year as big spoon only. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy hugging a man from behind as much as anyone. It's delightful.

I'm with you. I had an ex who had to ALWAYS be the little spoon. It was infuriating! Even if I'd had a horrible day and just wanted to be held...nope. At the end of the night he was safely in the little spoon position.

I'm with you! I love condoms. Reliable, trustworthy, and don't make me spend hours sobbing in the bathroom. I refuse to fuck with my hormones (which make me super happy and enjoy sex) just so some dude can fuck me without a condom. Admittedly, I do enjoy sex without a condom more as well, but it's a minor…

We already know that a mission to Mars has no chance of a return mission. Can we please discuss the fact that this is basically "suicide mission" Barbie?

It's an evangelical school known best for punishing it's students for watching 'R' rated movies and teaching that 'all you need is Jesus', even if you're studying Biology.

my elbows have seduced many a man.

I love sushi cat! Replaying both games on my iphone/Ipad is awesome :D It's so cute.

I totally hope so. She's 18, which to me means she has tons of time to mature and become an awesome person. And with a brain like she's apparently got? I'd say it's likely.

She might be that smart. Passing the bar is an accomplishment, and doing it at eighteen deserves unadulterated zeal.

field experience is so crucial. I wish they could work it in for more jobs. Still, I'm somewhat bitter I had to work my butt off for a year with no pay. Thankfully I was a scholarship kid and didn't have to pay too much for the whole experience.

I felt way less depressed when I became an atheist.

Oh my god, are you claiming that fashion doesn't affect people??? (joking, but seriously, I have no idea what the fuck fashion law is. Unless she's going to go on a crusade against people wearing leggings as pants).

Probably believes that Jesus can heal depression and that personality disorders are caused by demons.