I'm with you. I read the first sentence and thought "oh good, finally. Because I've been debating having a totally voluntary boob reduction since...oh...ever." But then it was all "lols everyone loves boobies."

was she...was she negging you?

Mostly because I like arguing. Especially if it gives me an opportunity to make condom jokes.

experience*

I've knew a guy with an eleven-incher. Could wear 'normal' condoms. I think the magnums might be slightly looser/more comfy at that level, but there is no level at which a 'normal' condom will not accomodate a human male penis. As aforementioned, they can cover entire arms. I keep seeing tons of "I knew a guy who HAD…

I thought it was pretty common knowledge that the magnum at the end of condom was just an ego booster. Almost every dude can wear 'normal' condoms. Almost every dude can also wear 'magnum' condoms. The only difference is about a dollar and a huge ego boost.

I actually worked for a non-kill animal shelter for a while, and adopted my dog from the dog pound (which does euthanize) in the same town. So, I know some stuff about both and there are huge pluses and minuses.

am I the only person inexplicably turned on by suspenders?

I think a lot of people are wearing them with their college crest on them too.

Moving in with someone you love. Not only is it massively life changing, but for me it was the first time I started thinking of myself in a less nomadic kind of way.

I share your feels. Why can't an article mentioning David Foster Wallace EVER be about David Foster Wallace?

Free pornography with conversion to atheism.

but the bacteria that is there needs to stay down there.

not having a penis, I will have to take your word for it.

Pretty sure men touch their penis in the urination process. If you touch your genitals, I would like it if you washed your hands before shaking hands/preparing food/ touching things I might also touch.

damn. I've got some liquid feeling on my face now.

There is no registry for people accused of rape. How exactly do you think it is haunting them forever?

Actually, I filed charges against a stalker once, and against a rapist another time.

I'm sorry. This is bullshit.