Dude. I am imagining the most amazing flash mob ever. We'll all wear our ugliest outfits and use pick up artist techniques on them all night. Can we make this happen?

His apology made me even madder than the actual book. "She will tell you 'Stop'...".

If by "juices flowing" you mean "tears" then sure. I "want to be manhandled".

I just want to cry. This shit is actually scary, and I love going out with my friends, but if this becomes a thing there is no way I will ever be able to go out again. When they're just saying obnoxious things I can just ignore them , but if someone grabs me and PUTS ME ON THEIR LAP I will be in full fledged breakdown…

One of those Arrested Development quotes is actually a Game of Thrones quote. I'm going to go ahead and say republicans are unfamiliar with their source material.

Dear GOP

Eh. It's getting harder and harder to tell with this post who's serious and who isn't. y'know that thing when parody is unfortunately too close to actual people's views? Yeah. That.

As someone bordering on asexual (I'm not, I just really need to be comfortable with someone) I really don't think "do you want to have sex with me" is the most important question in a new relationship.

Well. fuck. I have no idea how many partners any of my close female friends have. Does this need to be included in introductions from now on? I might be inadvertently lying to people by being a cool, chill, chick who enjoys talking about sex despite having a low partner count.

Dude. I loved Piz. He was a goof and a sweetheart, and proved that loving relationships don't have to be all ANNNNGGGSSSTTT.

Zabu + Ball= My OTP

Someone has one that's just a picture of their cat.

I'm totally excited about this, and might actually venture into a comic book store to buy this. I've always loved comic books, but quite frankly stopped reading because I thought I might be in danger of serious eye damage from excessive eye rolling at gratuitous T and A and yelling at comics that marginalized my…

You think you are 'responsible' for 'taking care of' your future (hypothetical) wife. I take care of cold fish, I love my family and the people in my life. There is a pretty large difference. And how far of a leap do you really think it is from "The man should be the primary breadwinner" to "I can pay this woman less,…

I grew up in the south too, so you can stop using it as an excuse. What your describing isn't gentlemanly, it's cowardly. It's also the same mentality that gives a female employee a lower starting salary than a man.

Okay. Slightly off topic. Has anyone else ever been labelled an attention whore just because they're clueless? I don't pick up on social cues well, and don't understand unspoken rules. Meaning everyone else is all like "Oh my god, you can't talk about that stuff!" And I'm like "why not?" (where 'that stuff' is…

Just finished reading his blog, dude is obviously unbalanced. He claims to have no luck with romance (despite having 15 dates and a friends with benefits who he lovingly calls his 'fuck buddy') .

That depends. Do you want to date someone really shallow? If so, your car will be important, as will your job, your physical appearance, and like fifty other things.

Is it terrible that when I heard "George Michael injured" I immediately thought of Michael Cera?

Oh my god. That's exactly what I was thinking. I don't believe in psych diagnosing people from couches, but that's all I could think the entire episode. I'd say she needs professional help, but I doubt she'd take it.