“HE was the one who decided what to draw, and he was not accustomed to clients telling HIM what to do.”

“Hey, I know you came in and wanted a cherry blossom tattoo to remember your dead mother, but as an Artiste, I decided to tattoo you with this color portrait of Alan Alda eating a pork chop. YOU ARE WELCOME TO…

Don’t go down that rascally rabbit hole. It’s hard to not look at his Facebook, Instagram, hear about his current life, whatever… but it’s waayy harder than dealing with the feelings of crazy town. I have been a resident of crazy town a few times in my life, and it su-ucks! It’s totally natural that you’re feeling…

That’s awesome! My goal is to lose ten pounds but to also tone up my arms and legs a bit so I’ll probably gain that back in muscle. But so far I’ve lost 2 lbs, which is good for someone like me who can’t really do much exercise at once due to chronic pain issues.

Keep saying it until it’s true. Sounds like some secret bullshit but it does work. Your speech will actually change your thought patterns.

Congratulations! I’ve lost 13 of the 75 I need to. High five to progress!

SF resident here. To add to catwhisperer, there’s nothing really to do in Fisherman’s Wharf except for Musee Mechanique (cheap!). A walk across Golden Gate bridge is great. If you absolutely have to take an old street car ride, take the California line. Haight Ashbury is the old hippie scene but its touristy. I make…

the apple ones my favorite

Thank you.

It’s so great!!! I watched because I love Johnny Flynn’s music. I had no idea he was such a funny actor, too.

“my mental notepad is out of paper”

Thanks!

Wedding planning is the worst. It sucks you in like drugs and for a year or so you become completely crazy. Then your wedding comes and it’s awesome. Then you realize you don’t have to plan anymore and it’s amazing. Just ride out the craziness girl. And maybe go to some yoga classes.

I think that type of wedding video would be so much fun.

Someone actually recommended GoPros, which I love, and which we could use a couple of at home anyway. And I’m sure some dudes we know would be game for that. Like to wear on their heads.

Could you ask a few good friends to film it with their smartphones the most important moments and then cut together a cute homemade wedding video?

I was told this week that I have vaginismus. A week after turning 30. Yay...this sucks. It’s awful and it’s impacted my sex life for 9 years. I’ve suspected that I’ve had this for at least 5 years now.

I just think you don’t let your dog poop on a playground so why on a baseball field where kids play? It’s the same thing... If it was some random office park way in the back where no one is walking on the grass I’d be more forgiving of a hugely pregnant woman not picking up after her dog.

There are two things that are completely necessary before I ever get married. Take a road trip together. If you don’t want to kill each other by the end, you are soul mates. If you fight like crazy, call it off now! Second, fart in front of him. If he still loves you, you know you are golden.

Secluded treehouse in Hawaii!!!! That sounds magical.

This sounds very much like us. We went to Hawaii and stayed in a secluded treehouse that had allll of the amenities including a big, beautiful, private hot tub. We would wake up to roosters at dawn, knock boots, sight-see a bit and then come back, get drunk in the hot tub and have more nooky, under the canopy and…