Did some digging and I’m almost positive this is your troll’s main account:

A message to you from a Kinja old (and someone harassed by him before): ignore him. He’s some teenage kid who thinks he’s smart and CRAVES attention

Anna, first things first inform your family and friends that this is happening to you. They need to be aware.

You can take the man out of Florida, but you can’t take the Florida out of the man.

Who wants to bet that once the baby’s born he applies for primary custody and child support. And she ends up having to defend her character while everyone turns a blind eye to that time he tried to kill her.

Electrodes on his nuts would seem to be an appropriate punishment.

If this mastermind was a true Florida Man, he would’ve managed to electrocute himself

Well, gosh. He couldn’t have just injured his wife. He could’ve also injured someone like a cop that would have actually gotten him sent to prison for life. I am at the end of my rope with DV cases. If men did what they did to their intimate female partners to strangers, they would face serious penalties- no question,…

The sex education program in the schools around here is called FLASH.

This is the better plot for “Ratatouille”

I kind of want to troll my 83 year old Jewish father by sending him that Latke Starter, but I’m worried about the consequences.

Kind of like part of the company I work for. They had a business unit with the initials “LESBU”. Shockingly, in the same company there was an office in my office building, but another part of the company, that was referred to “PEDO” and they had their own parking spaces that said “Reserved parking for PEDO division”.…

Or people who say “We accidentally invited a hanukka tonight”

Cheese futures are just too volatile to constrain themselves to the limitations of print

It’s a monthly cheese club and a Scientology enrollment.

Kayle Moore is quite proud to have a Jew lawyer and you know damn fucking well she refers to anyone she suspects of being Jewish as “the Jews”.

Sure, but it’s expected that by month two you will have recruited people to sell your cheese, and by the fourth month your recruits will have recruited even more downstream cheese salesmen. At the end of six months, you’ll be a mogul at the top of your own pyramid of cheese.

It’s for people that refer them as “the jews”

Everyone knows that the Latke Starter is the 12 year old that has been acting shitty and therefore has to peel the potatoes.