Black Twitter is the best Twitter. I’ve got nothing to contribute myself, being extra-white, but I enjoy the genius thoroughly.

And you lacked the maturity and character to leave so you cheated. Then (knowing what a scumbag you are) you gave the weakest justification of it on the planet. When your new partner finds someone better, don’t be surprised.

Love how you think that there is only one scumbag in that little story. Spoiler alert, the other one is you.

See I have an issue with that. I feel like her parents may not have been prepared to raise a gay daughter. But people adapt. Your kid may not be all the things that you want them to be but they ARE your kid and if you are a good parent you will adapt to the person that they are or they will become. That’s part of…

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

‘I don’t wanna raise a negro child! Don’t you know how shitty their lives are?!’-horrible white person who sued a sperm bank over a healthy child

“wrongful birth and breach of warranty”

Eh. I did it.

Fuck off.

Exactly. We are going to have your sisters raped because it’s embarrassing to YOU to be a brother to “dishonored” women. Like the good old days when a slave’s rape was considered trespassing on her owner’s property.

I don’t have an answer to your question, but this is NOT a legal governing body. It says in the article it’s illegal, actually. So.

Yes because I’m tired of seeing assholes be racist about my country and people. Every other country has rapes but when it’s India, all of a sudden everybody’s criticizing the culture and all the people.

What?? If you want to say something racist, at least be upfront about it.

Yes because American culture has zero rapes happening.

She was an extremely difficult bride, and I talked to her for hours (hours) every. single. day. about her wedding for a year and a half.

Yep! And that’s where dysphoria comes in. I’ll use my own personal example:

I would definitely be turned on if Cute Boyfriend texted me ‘bone zone. Now.’

that sounds totally like something I’d do...flying along fantastically in my sexting jet before slowly veering that sucker into the ground.

Slow clap for that one

This was when predictive text had been a thing for a while, and me and my brothers were trying to get my dad to use it as it was so painful to watch his slow texting. He acquiesces, sort of, but one day storms intoy room shouting that “the phone won’t write what I tell it to write”. I go “oh let me show you...” and…