I, in no way, have any place speaking for trans women or other women who were born into the wrong bodies. Asking Miss Mercedes or anyone of the trans women here is the way to go (as you were).

I think your entire problem is that you use the phrase “real women.”

Fantastic screename, btw.

So I had a long reply and then Kinja ate it. Your situation I get, totally, from personal experience and have been that person searching for pooplets at 10:30 with a damn flashlight. Making the effort to not just let your dog poop somewhere and then peace-ing out without a second thought is I hope what people are so…

Yes! The only reason I didn’t include “have the husband walk the dog” was because I was hoping for the best and maybe she was home alone for the day and the dog had to go out. I think there are solutions around it though, like you said.

I was thinking this same thing, but then I remembered she was walking a mastiff on an area behind a school where, presumably kids, play baseball. I would let it go with she was hugely pregnant, and one of my dogs is an asshole and will not poop where requested no matter how hard I try, so I get uncooperative dog’s…

That has such a huge potential to backfire! If the father is blackmailing him to disclosing his bisexuality with her and she decides she can't deal with it, who's to say the fiancé doesn't turn around and show her the screenshots of the dad?

If Uber was going to comment would this be the appropriate place? Would you respond on a post where you've already said there are 1000's of comments? There would literally be no point in responding there, because true or not, it's such a charged post that any response would be torn to pieces.

That is amazing!

Your username is one of my favorite sayings that I just heard for the first time this year!

Second-wave at its finest.

I've definitely seen invitations that say in lieu of gifts, feel free (or ya know, the correct wording) to donate to X. I love those people. Then I really don't have to feel weird about not giving money or donating at the time if I can't afford it.

The weirder/maybe a bigger turn-off was that he had a bad stomach, too. But he'd literally be in the bathroom for like 20 minutes and then hop in bed and want to have sex. I mean it was never gross... Like at all, but I always wondered about it. Like I want to curl in a ball after being sick and just chill. Who the…

My ex DID NOT get this. I have a horrible stomach and he'd be like, "this will make you feel better." Yes, concentrating on not shitting right now is one of my turn-ons.

I hate the damn saxophone. This is the worst restitution I've ever heard of...ever.

I always tell people not to get married until you've lived together, have one bathroom and have the stomach flu at the same time.

That’s awesome! My issue was less cramps and more random periods (I mean once a month, but still random) that were just weird (normal-weird, avoiding details, lol).

I have Mirena, but am going into my 5th year and need to re-up my baby repelling soonish. I love my Mirena, but does your baby-stopping implant stop periods, too? I’m looking for no baby, no period!

I apologize if you weren’t asking for actual ideas, I cannot begin to imagine what you’re going through.

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