That is badass and amazing!!! But you don't need a fancy party to wear it. You just need to go meet with a dashing burglar to convince him to steal your father's (forged) statue from a museum. (And now I have to go watch How to Steal A Million because young Peter O'Toole and Audrey Hepburn are damn perfect.)

I wasn’t going to read this article because I was fairly certain it was either stupid or would make me angry (it was both, yay!), but I did because you shared your comments on it to GT and I needed to see what you were talking about.
I don’t own a fur vest, but if I did anyone who had a problem with it could “eat me”.…

I wish I could star this a thousand times. I’m a grownup, and I’ll wear whatever the fuck I want, and anyone who wants to call me an asshole for it can go fuck themselves. Also, some of us don’t live in sunny California. Fur or faux fur and goosedown = not freezing to death on your long walk to the subway.

You're not too old, Jezebel is just too juvenile

<3

Yeah I'd say this is going to end badly no matter what.

I know! I was so worried. But now everything is OK in the world (this little slice of it, anyway).

Why?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was spamming f5 for the last while.

Truly, that seems to be the lesser evil of the concepts here as opposed to her basically being virtual eskimo bros with her own dad.

My MIL thinks the sun rises and sets at my husband’s command. And when he’s around her too long he starts buying into it. It. Is. Infuriating.

As an Aussie I would generalise our anti vaxxers as upper middleclass White morons who use Facebook as their soapbox. Much like yours I believe.

regardless of a man’s age his mother can always strike fear into his heart.

I was going to make a joke out how she took it in all 36 chambers, but I was worried it would be unladylike.

Sounds more like it was “bussed” down behavior since they were on the tour bus. Don’t worry, I’ll show myself out.

I am disappointed in myself. Thank you, sir or ma’am. I would NEVER fuck with the Wu Tang Clan.

That categorically isn’t what happened in this case. A lesbian couple gave each other “a peck” on the lips and were forced to leave a cab because of that. I don’t know why you feel like a story about that is the appropriate place to comment that people shouldn’t make out while drunk in a cab.

No one says this on threads about straight PDA. Even if they think it, they don’t say it, because they get that PDA is part of being in a relationship. It’s really demoralizing to constantly hear even so-called “allies” say that expressing your love for your partner is “gross.”

Alexis Bledel is too pretty. Notfair.