Holy crap, you’re my favorite person for the day.

Great. Flying Bears. You hear that?

And sharks. There is a lot of flying over water, and we all know if one drop falls in, the shark frenzy will begin. It’s like the F/As are taking the passengers lives for granted.

I hate when 911 calls get posted on the news and stuff. Why are they being posted as entertainment? As something funny? She’s legitimately terrified. Someone is in her home who could harm her. They should be private calls, not up for public consumption, especially if you’re a celebrity. I don’t get it. It seems like a…

I assumed you were female as well. Sorry for my assumption.

Firstly, who do you think you are to determine who is and isn’t a “real” feminist? Especially a fellow woman? Get over yourself. You should change your user name to No True Scotsman. This isn’t a declaration you get to make.

So, do you totally fail to see the irony of feminists denying a woman her own agency?

So you punished a woman for something her man did. That is some really great feminist shit you are doing with your group.

My line is usually, "Sure, if you don't mind me farting on you."

Ahahahaha. I would have shit on him to teach him a lesson.

I live in New Orleans and I know EXACTLY the van you mean. That is one seriously sketchy-looking vehicle. Also, it moves all the time but I never see anyone getting into or out of it. Ghosts maybe?

I feel like this comment changes everything.

There's a story here and I can't be the only one who wants to hear it.

Not my story, but my parent's instead. So back when my mother was still alive, we would occasionally talk about whether she would get to see her oldest kid and only daughter walk down the aisle (not very likely...and well, never now!). Inevitably though, the conversation would always turn to how terrible of a start…

Yeah, I think more people need to listen to Dan Savage's advice about disapproving family members.

My parents went to a little mountain resort town and were delighted to find a shop that sold specialty cheeses AND specialty chocolate. They bought several pounds of "Pizza Cheese" (like mozzarella but with ... more pizza flavor?) and a shit ton of white chocolate, which neither of them had ever had. Then, getting…

Apologies to anyone who actually read all that.

I happen to think that the jerks who are offended by Honeyfunds are actually offended by poverty, not by premarital sex. Or possibly by both! But by poverty most of all. They haaaaaate the vulgar thought that they're handing you cash (ew!) to pay for something that any respectable couple should be able to magically…

I'm not Italian, but oh is this so true for my family! My mom is still pissed that she gave my cousin $500 for his hs graduation, but that kid's father (my uncle) only gave me $250. This was 10 years ago.

Fuck Aunt Gina, man.... she is ALWAYS pulling that cheapskate shit!