I can't tell you the number of times I've had an editor cut the line, "Sorry about the delousing, Rod." from my copy.

if only. in a group that size, there's always at least one cheap asshole who's scared to death they're going to get cheated in some way, or are afraid they'll be forced to pay more of a tip than they want to. which usually means NOTHING. people go into restaurants and act like the biggest assholes, in a way they never…

Melbournian by chance?

Do you feel like Uber would be better as far as drivers go? Do you ever use it? I know UberX is a cheaper service, is that something you're interested in?

Did you bother to read the whole story or the comments?

Tentacle porn sub group, lobster porn.

Thank you for that.

You don't know how badly I wish that I could go back and react the way I would today. With my grownup brain and martial arts training. My biggest regret from that relationship was not going full psycho that night.

of course. You will see I have impeccable taste :-p

Freud would probably say it was my lying, cheating, charming-but-super-distant Father's fault.

I honestly wish I had. Damn cast iron stomach.... I wish I had puked right in his face tbh.

Is there anything worse than yuck-mouth?

WTF is wrong with this particular type of man? Do they think we don't know what pussy tastes like? I am so sorry you experienced this.... coz I fucking KNOW how awful it is.

UGH. Ditto. I was leaving on an extended 6 month work trip and my BF was pissed, claiming it was over, how could we survive this separation, etc. He came home one night and I gave him a kiss and he tasted like lady parts. Fucking passive aggressive chump.

I'd say either was better than statutory rape. He had the option to fight me on it. Her parents would have to press charges and apparently they couldn't have cared less. His father simply saw the benefit of keeping the matter off public record and encouraged him to make the bed he chose to lie in. I personally…

Livejournal.

That's what you think. Just wait.

150 OR SO DAMMIT