Hey I squirt in the privacy of my own home.

starring Courtney Stodden

Lots of sociopaths are charming. Hitler was an animal lover. "Nice" and "funny" do not necessarily a good person make. She's also the kind of person who betrays the intimate confidences of others, and shames them for their sexualaties.

Blanket suspects that "friend" is actually the person posting the comment.

Can you ask your "friend" to ask her why she insists on kink shaming then calling out politicians? Does she do it to get more money out of them? Is she republican and intentionally picking democrat politicians to call out? She's a bad mistress who no one should trust, really.

I think they do ask color preferences, but you'll probably still get some black eyeliner. Beauty boxes love to send black eyeliner!!!! I have gotten a couple of purples, a brown, and a green, too, though.

Yeah, this is two wetsuits and a dildo short of "kinky ultimate".

Seriously... this is like the taboo-ness equivalent of doggy style for the kind of people committed to using the rhythm method.

"This guy is into some really freaky stuff," Leathers said. "He liked the idea of buying me a strap-on to use on him. He wanted to be forced to wear a French maid outfit and clean my house while I degraded him. He wanted to be tied up and left in a closet to watch me have sex with my boyfriend."

Husband: Um, can I tell people that our love burned too bright and too quickly? Kind of a Candle in the Wind deal?

I also get Ipsy and I was disappointed in the lip gloss until I tried layering it over darker colors. It blended so well and really worked with berry and mauve colors.

Just the thought of accumulating a whole lot of products you don't really love freaks me out! I am so minimalist about my bathroom clutter.

I got married in Fall 2011, so in the same year as some famous Britishes. Canada Post had reams of Royal Wedding stamps, but I managed to find a tasteful, less conceited-seeming alternative.

There are round Batman stamps available now and I wanted them for my Save the Dates but I got overruled.

It's on my list of topics.

Holy shit. I was living in NYC at that time, and everyone was banding together to help one another. Your printers should have been among that group, helping. Shame on them.

So a few years back, I was planning a bridal shower for a wedding in which I was the MOH. The bridesmaid that designed the invitations did such a terrible job, I redid them and sent the nice, elegant ones to everyone except that bridesmaid and her mother. No regrets.

My mom tells the toast story with great gusto. I think she's actually proud of it.

That is so perfect I can't even really reply.

I, for one, hope we can launch some FRIENDships.