Oh, to be the wives, Girlfriends or SO's of those politicians... "Oh, of course it doesn't exist, honey. No, really, just missionary does it for me."

The first thing I think of when I hear Diablo Cosy's name, "Yeah, I totally bet,

Your wedding sounds like my ideal wedding!

I'll ask... Were you at work that day?

Yay!! I love this!!

Do you live in Texas? I hear it pronounced like that all the time. In fact it is so frequently said that way I had to re-read your comment.

Congratulations on living in a place where I'm assuming that your father yelling at you for being a liberal is the equivalent to him calling you a cunt. That happened; my dad yelled at me for a solid hour for being "a liberal." It's so ridiculously funny. I was astonished at the time because seriously, he was throwing…

Late comment: Do you live in the South? We could make this real.

So much better!

Good God, Uber. For two whole days this fucker has been the 1st thing I see when kitchenette loads. Never again. Never again.

We have a neighborhood app (Nextdoor) that let's us send info to our neighbors, stuff for sale, etc. One woman would NOT stop trying to hawk the Younique mascara.

I know! All that time I spent without my medicine didn't help, but I should cleanse my system and that will fix it! I have bipolar disorder and people throw out advice so often! In March I had surgery for a nerve disorder, something most people have never heard of, but after looking it up, my entire extending family…

We're not positive what GT Classic is, but so far they seem to be trolling GTers pretty hard. I think the mods are on watch, but they haven't stepped in yet. Your post was really personal and understandably so- I personally would pull it right now until this gets sorted. It's up to you, but that's just what I would…

I snorttled...which is not something I usually do. You have improved my day :-D

Someone needs to! Because almost all fucking racist statements I hear start with, "I couldn't care less if he was green, purple, blue, black or white, but..."

That is poetic and beautiful. Filing that away. +10K to you

I'm sorry! I know... we're always here for a boost!

If your husband loves you, you're not going to be "labeled a crazy jealous wife." He's going to understand or at least try to understand where you are coming from... don't stay silent because you don't want to get a label. Crazy is not always bad. Tell your husband how you feel. (That's my vote)

I'm late to this party and trapped in greys, but is this douchecanoe saying I can have a husband that will tend to my garden, I.e. free brazilians? That's the only acceptable way I was able to spin any of this.