I have a road near me that's an intersection with a railroad and a runway. It's not directly at the end of the runway, so planes always have room, but still really cool. You can be waiting for a train to cross the street while airplanes are just ten feet above your head.

Yeah, the only time I ever listened to all of "Mama Said Knock You Out" was in 9th grade language arts, and I forgot what we were talking about... I just remember comparing it to "Rusty Cage" by Soundgarden. Anyway, thanks! I'm pretty sure that after replacing the wires that got destroyed in the fire, she'll be…

I'm gonna ask one more time... Can I please have this song dedicated to my car tomorrow or sometime? I named her Eileen after this song because it took a long time to get her fired up at first. Now she was working, but caught on fire... I'm not giving up. But still. Come on, Eileen...

Why aren't there more yellow Range Rovers? That is honestly the best-looking modern SUV I have ever seen. But the rest of them are forest green or black, and that's boring.

That Altima needs some ABS.

The passenger is in the back. This guy is the driver.

Automatic transmissions. It's not REALLY driving, but it's as close as you can get without a real car.

Oh my god, and it's the pigs, too. xD

Let's get him a one-off Power Wheels replica of Caswell's car. :D

Porcine. That's what kind of animals pigs are.

Yeah, I don't even know why I've been defending the Porsche from the beginning, but this is definitely not what it looks like. It's just... it's not.

Same. I also want pictures of the Porsche involved. And I want to know which one it was. And the Delta Wing better be there on Saturday. I'm supposed to see it race in person... It's not supposed to wreck before I'm there. What a jerk that car is.

"unmanned missile he ended up piloting." What?

But... It's illegal to drive with an open alcohol container.

Looks kind of small, actually. Maybe an S10/Hombre.

Nailed it. I don't know what it is about it, but something just doesn't look Ranger-y. Yet this is spot-on.

The few times I raced with Group J, I was no less than one lap behind the second-to-last car. Aside from a few joking cheers as I awkwardly finish the race alone, no one was ever a dick about it. Jalops are already nice about this. :)

My mom is worried about my car not having airbags. Now I'm glad it doesn't.

Survey the damage? It looks like he only got out to see if it's too late to hide the license plate and flee.

Yeah, no working third brake light. Watch them at the beginning. They get a bit dimmer as soon as it starts to roll backward.