Given he's a streamer he's no doubt been making money in all those hours spent with this game. Seems like that makes those hours more fulfilling and more productive than any gaming you've done in the last five years.

Not to mention that it’s a double yellow, which is NO PASSING!!!

6 miles. 3 each way. In any weather. In Texas.

How Soon Is Now is my least favorite Smiths song. But it’s the one everyone else knows. And 1) I love Morrissey’s voice. 2) he may be a dick, but he’s a master lyricist.

Wrong. Flat black is awful. All flat black cars look cheap and unfinished. It does not make you look “stealth”, it makes you look inept.

If you are going to attack coexist you should also go after anti Prius Machine (arrow pointed at Fast and Furious inspired coal spewing fart can).

Nah, that’s what nieces/nephews are for.

True that

if you have $65K to blow on a toy car then you are by definition of a rich people.

Does your state not have a “Keep Right Except To Pass” law?

That’s not true.

You two HAD to be standing within 10ft of each other

It would look like this I think:

I DON’T KNOW I’M A NEW ENZO I GUESS!

The driver failed. Period.

But are you positive?

A Yukon Denali’s red key would automatically upsize your Starbucks and begin texting for you.

What makes it fake?

Yep, sometimes you are on cruise control and just slowly catching up to the car in front of you. You move over to pass and the guy you are passing goes ahead and speeds up a little on his cruise control and it becomes a battle of the 1 mph increases.

Bill could be caught driving a stolen tank, high off his ass, with a drunk Malia riding shotgun and 25% of the population would call for Hillary to be convicted for the DUI.