Given he's a streamer he's no doubt been making money in all those hours spent with this game. Seems like that makes those hours more fulfilling and more productive than any gaming you've done in the last five years.

Not to mention that it’s a double yellow, which is NO PASSING!!!

6 miles. 3 each way. In any weather. In Texas.

How Soon Is Now is my least favorite Smiths song. But it’s the one everyone else knows. And 1) I love Morrissey’s voice. 2) he may be a dick, but he’s a master lyricist.

I’m sure that’ll do them a lot of good

Wrong. Flat black is awful. All flat black cars look cheap and unfinished. It does not make you look “stealth”, it makes you look inept.

If you are going to attack coexist you should also go after anti Prius Machine (arrow pointed at Fast and Furious inspired coal spewing fart can).

Nah, that’s what nieces/nephews are for.

True that

if you have $65K to blow on a toy car then you are by definition of a rich people.

Does your state not have a “Keep Right Except To Pass” law?

That’s not true.

You two HAD to be standing within 10ft of each other

Which is just shorthand for “you don’t have a right to privacy.”

It would look like this I think:

I DON’T KNOW I’M A NEW ENZO I GUESS!

The driver failed. Period.

But are you positive?

A Yukon Denali’s red key would automatically upsize your Starbucks and begin texting for you.

What makes it fake?