Oh, whoa, I didn't even-

Think of a Toyota sedan. You just thought of a Corolla. No love for the Camry.

Wait, what did I do?

Looking at those now, I'm surprised nobody has made figurines of them. Or if they have, I've never heard of them.

Get me a blue one while you're at it.

I'll take one in red.

In Atlanta, while filming for the newest movie.

The other day, I was thinking about how amazing it would be to combine Forza cars and physics with Mario Kart tracks and weapons. If only that was possible...

Why didn't he have the horn?

It's too boxy to be cute and too small to be mean. They need a new design team.

Bugatti Veyron, duh. If it costs over a million dollars NEW, and it was the one that initially sparked the battle with those SSCs for the record of 'world's fastest production car', it can only increase in value as long as it's kept pristine.

Yeah, that is just stupid. Luckily, there are people like this.

I should have said Nissan Versa. Did nobody say Nissan Versa? I mean, starting at $9,990, you can build up a very nice car for less than a base model Civic.

Wait, that's a true story? So Harold may have delivered me my futon or something? Nifty.

I only do it for 7:47 and sometimes 7:27. Not sure why. I just don't care for the others. :P

It's all good. Either way, it was my first thought too. It'll be in the top 3, I bet.

I dunno. I have a lot of random times to celebrate. 4:54 is Chevy time. 4:04 is time not found. 12:08 is my birthday time. Random fact: Nine times out of ten, the box for a digital clock or the displays in a store will say 12:08.

Ah, crap.

This deserves to get accepted to AOTD, but please, Jalopnik, when you do, call it the Jazz. ._. Because it's better.