If I happen to look at a clock at 7:47, I instinctively yell "It's airplane time!" and everyone looks at me weird.

They have it all backwards. technically, she could sue them, but they have no case. At all.

Why thank you, good sir.

Also, speaking of public transportation, 40 people on a 5mpg bus burns the same amount of fuel as 40 people in 40 different 200mpg cars. Just emphasizing the usefulness of carpooling. Trains make a much bigger difference, too. You're right about that.

And the second coming of Jesus, probably.

I actually agree with that. xD as soon as I clicked submit, I thought "Did I seriously just type that?"

They were probably cheaper than stock ones. He must have covered the originals in curb rash by shying away from oncoming traffic, then when it came time to replace them he was broke from buying the car in the first place.

I bet the driver is... You know. That one race which fits that car, those rims, and that store stereotypically perfectly. I'm surprised it's not 3 feet off the ground and covered in M&Ms logos.

So keep the ones that exist now. When everyone who doesn't like cars is cleared out, we'll be free to hoon on the ground below their flying, GPS-guided pods. Or something.

I bet Banksy is the Stig. He's also Deep Throat.

I actually have massive respect for the Corolla. Every generation of it. It may just be an appliance, but I think as of right now, it's the perfect example of a car. If I had to bring one to someone who'd never seen one before or something, I'd pick a Corolla. It's nothing exciting, but by all means it doesn't suck.…

Hipster Kitty is the Stig.

Blender-powered Corvette, then. :3

BMW-powered GTR. Evo-powered BMW. What's next?

Volkswagen Beetle

Because we never got AOTD for that barn find QOTD, and that was my suggestion and Jalopnik wanted to tell me I won. :3

Actually, I don't really know much about any except the one near me in the aptly named city of Tucker, Georgia. But that's actually pretty awesome. I'd kill to see one really moving.

It's not nice at all. It beat me up and took my lunch money.

Imagine if it didn't have the cracked fender.

Because headlights.