His letters are so neatly hand-written, I'm almost positive he was lettering rather than just writing. Therefore it's safe to assume he at least attempted to get into some form of engineering or architecture, and, judging by the state of his trailer, he wasn't very successful at it. I guess his prototype "Anal Rape…

"... Obama is so stupid, he don't know..."

I reeeeaaaally don't want to start a heated debate, but this is why I don't associate myself with any religion. How the f*ck can this guy be going to heaven while Gandhi is supposedly in hell? If that really is the case, I'm glad I won't have to deal with these lunatics when I die. (Not to say all Christians are…

I secretly want a DTS-V just because the base model looks so much nicer than the CTS.

I do love how Foust did it instead of Pastrana or Block. It makes sense, I guess, but I hate those two to the death. Everyone who claims to like them probably doesn't even know what a catalytic converter is.

Most of the day it is, but if you go at around noon on a weekday, it gets insane.

Yeah, definitely. It might also help lower the amount of speeders. Last time I went to Ikea, a black Porsche 911 overtook us at least twice as fast as we were going (70mph). Anything to give morons like that a chance to let off steam legally is a good thing.

It may not be the fastest overall, but I-285 (The ring around Atlanta) might as well not have speed limits. Every local commuter goes at least ten over and all the vacationers and truckers end up getting sucked into that motion, so not one vehicle is within 5mph of the posted limit. A group of students once made a…

What is the point of them, anyway? (I'd edit my post but that option seems to have gone away.

Yes, I would never do that to anyone anyway. But actually, it is possible to trade paint with a door. My mom's van has a nice metallic white spot from an Escalade. The cars were just far enough that by the time his door hit hers, it was more sliding along it than smacking into it. You are right, though. 99 times out…

I really don't know. I've even gotten COTD before and at least five of my AnswersOfTheDay got used, too. I suppose I could stay in character with my name and say "Stars are too mainstream."

To be honest, though, it is fun to get revenge in the case that something does happen to your car. If there's a little red smudge on my door that matches the adjacent car's color exactly, I'll be sure to open my door swiftly with no attempt to stop it until he gets a matching blue mark.

I agree that the Manhattan guy was just as much an asshat as this guy, but I don't think they're that similar. For one, adding a second car into the mix increases the danger exponentially. And then, it was more likely the two of them deciding to race from a stoplight by impulse than "hours of strategy and…

They're probably talking to their insurance agent. "Yeah, like, a wheel just, like, hit my car." "A... Wheel?" "Yeah, another car, like, exploded or something." "..."

Maybe it's just an extension of my usual paranoia, but stuff like this makes me hate to park. Just in general. I always go to the back of the lot where it's less crowded and if I ever need to park on the side of the road, I try to stay as far away from curves and intersections as possible.

The sad thing is that half of them wouldn't recognize the film crew as a film crew. I'm not saying they're too stupid to know what a camera is. Just that there is no way they've ever been the subject of one before. And the police escort wouldn't bother them at all. Rural police are the most discriminatory and…

I dunno. You never see how far away "the boys" were to begin with. Maybe they live half a mile away, so there would be no reason for them to hold back. (Except the obvious reasons that don't apply to rednecks)

Yep. As soon as I'm done with school I want to move into Atlanta rather than just "close enough" where I am now. Even though it's tucked down here where it is, it's considered the most accepting city in the country for everyone, and that would just be nice.

Oh! Yes! I love that one, too! Damn, I can't remember anything right now. :P

Oh, definitely not. Athens is really cool, and so are the little cities in between. (I actually live in Lawrenceville, technically. Everyone is douchebags but they have restraint at least.) But if you go too far south or even north from that line, you wind up in a terrible place every time.