How did I forget that? It's my favorite episode thus far..

I hate it how a lot of people accuse the gas station attack to be staged. I live in Atlanta, Georgia, and whenever I venture too far out from the city there are insane homophobic rednecks who would do that and more. And I know rural Alabama is far worse.

Series 13 episode 5 has everything. It combines the cheap-car challenges, the results of failure (James ended up in a Morris Marina), and the hilarious sponsor decals that change when the doors open up. It's what got my dad to watch the show with me, so I'm sure it can work on someone else.

Well of course you can!

The Solowheel Unicycle. No seat, no handlebars, and only one wheel. It serves no purpose except to make you lose all your friends.

Time to take my Infernus around Algonquin.

Oh my, that sounds amazing. There are actually several dirt trails around here that the DOT has tried to block off. Too bad they didn't realize a chain link fence is no match for all the trucks that want to get to the other side.

Challenge Accepted.

Are you serious? To be honest, I've never heard of that until now, but the idea of getting anything I write published anywhere is wonderful, hence my huge excitement about the COTD (Although I sort of saw that coming).

I do wish I got it out, but it was just so heavy and wedged in there. Maybe another will come into my garage one day.

Ah yes, it was wonderful. I want to make the best out of all the stages in my life.

If a big plastic Jesus approves, I am satisfied.

That sounds pretty awesome, actually. Even if you don't have anyone to race, I kind of envy you. I need to build something else, but actually build it instead of slightly modifying it this time.

Yeah, when I read that one I realized that this story could easily make it as well, and then the opportunity presented itself.

Do I get to ride both of them?

This reminds me of the time I tagged a walking trail before invading it for an entire day. Do read on.

Since when are bumpers called quarter panels?

Hole-y Audi, Batman!

I'm still in high school. ._. We don't really have a distinct bully. Just a load of douchebags, most of which don't even own cars.

It's old, well-known, and probably already suggested, but I've always liked the story of how the Chevy Nova sold poorly in Spanish-speaking countries because it's name directly translates to "Doesn't go" or more properly ,"Will not," which is still not a good thing. Usually when this happens the carmaker changes the…