I don't think it's meant to be humorous. It's just poorly worded.

A Sebring couldn't even hit 60 in that time!

So Ford said that they have enough batteries? Why is this news?

Exactly! If something small happened like a flood confined to the track that eroded and deformed it, then we could all freak out. But there's plenty more to worry about in Japan right now than whether or not some cars can go fast.

Exactly! If something small happened like a flood confined to the track that eroded and deformed it, then we could all freak out. But there's plenty more to worry about in Japan right now than whether or not some cars can go fast.

What are those ones with the long sunroof thing?

What's up with the other car on the truck? Was it already there to begin with or was it involved in the wreck too?

Lolololololol you said May. ._.

But Corgi already got bought out by Mattel, so it's disqualified! :U

Yes, this is weird, but at least it was a normal blog and not Fleshbot or something.

xD That never once crossed my mind. I award you three internets.

Why is this on Jalopnik? I know Gawker likes its daughter-blogs to share, but this has nothing to do with cars.

Do they mean first this year? Because I saw $6+ at several different stations last year.

I used to build intricate cities in my back yard with Legos then fill up an extra garbage can we had with water. You know where I'm going with this. I just can't imagine an earthquake/tsunami in the real world as hard as I try. Apparently the world's most dangerous fault line is up in Tennessee or something and when…

But "Post save failed" never was.

Stop saying "remote controlled!" The R stands for radio! Radio controlled! And either way, it was definitely not RC. They found the dude's visor. He probably survived and just walked away which is why they never found him.

Yes, every other post I make says it failed. >.< And this never happened before the update.

That also makes sense. I guess there's no way to be sure, then.

That's definitely true. Although it annoys me that these big corporations like to use "real people" to get their points across. I remember a few years ago when every other commercial was supposedly filmed with hidden cameras on people who didn't know they were in a commercial. I guess that fad is not over yet.

Automotive means self-moving. A motorcycle is automotive much like a boat, aircraft, or any animal.