Automotive means self-moving. A motorcycle is automotive much like a boat, aircraft, or any animal.

Totally. I'd even support having one built near my house, but of course everyone else would sh*t bricks at the thought of it, so that would never happen.

"Hey, you didn't die? Give our car full credit and we'll give you moneys."

I don't get why stuff like this turns people away from nuclear power. It wasn't blowing up before, and now that it did there was already a f—-ing 8.9 earthquake to worry about.

I'm still a kid at heart, and let me tell you: As long as their friends and families are okay, they will forever remember this as the best field trip ever.

Yeah, I don't care about people as much as cars.

There are 370Zs in the top left. Just goes to show that nature doesn't discriminate. No one and nothing was safe. :(

I watched some videos about this in my history class today. Everyone was making stupid jokes like "At least those cars floating around aren't burning any gas." I wanted to punch them in the face. This is up there with the Christmas '05 tsunami and the '60s Alaskan earthquake. I failed my chemistry test in first period…

That female officer is probably on her period.

Whatever plumbers choose this one won't be starring in any pornos; that's for sure.

I prefer cars that don't ask me questions more than once.

Oh, I see.............

Where is the second rainbow?

I'm pretty good at GTA, but I was never offered a free spot in the mafia for it... :(

Weird. There's one at both of the malls near me and several others, but I haven't noticed one at an airport yet. To be fair, I've only been to <5 airports and may just have missed them.

Hmm. I guess I've never seen past the endless Starbuckses.

Those seats are pretty awesome, and I imagine they're relatively cheap as well. And lightweight. I hope they catch on.

Since when is Sbarro associated with airports? I've only ever seen them in malls.

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Totaled? That's like going to the hospital only to hear that your mother didn't survive the operation... From your mother herself.