Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

My four year old would totally do this. She’s academically clever and life stupid. I think she inherited this from me so I can’t really blame her. God, I can just see her running into the room with a head full them just giggling up a storm. Banned from this house for sure.

She probably saw that they would stick to her hair and just kept adding them, then realized they were stuck. Kids are dumb as fuck.

“You rarely hear stories about dads treating their sons like crap”

That’s terrible! A size 6 is small!

I once had an obligatory winter concert thing in middle school. It was in the evening, and all the other 7th grade girls were wearing their first little black dresses. Some of them even got to wear their first pairs of black high-heels.

my great grandmother said “I never realized how attractive fat people’s faces could be until you.”

“I have had 5 kids and I am not as fat as you” my mom to me at the first xmas I brought my husband to. She then attempted to make out with my husband in the bathroom and when he rebuffed her, asked her boyfriend to kick his ass. She was not drunk.

Me too. These make me sad. I just wish my mom had directed me more in terms of fashion, been MORE negative or at least analytical. She is naturally attractive but a country girl, so she was of absolutely no use to me in middle school and high school. I’m sure I went out of the house looking awful on many occasions.…

My mom told me that when I was younger and joke’s on her cuz we’re equally attractive.

Grew up in Milan, where you see skinny models everywhere. The women in my family are small and pretty. I came out taller and bigger and hungrier. My mom goes to the gym seven days a week twice a day and has been on a diet since 1987, the time I was born at a low weight because she had decided she was too fat and…

I think my sister has you all beat.

My mom & I were walking along the main street of my hometown when I was around 15, and she casually turned to me and said, apropos of nothing, “Your sister’s going to be much prettier than you when she gets older.”

“I don’t know what you would have done if we hadn’t adopted you- you wouldn’t make a very good prostitute”. (Adopted as a child from a communist country. It was a true statment, but vulgar coming from a parent. Emancipated shortly there after).

fuuuuuck

“She looks like a clown’s whore.”

fuck.

As she was putting the turkey on the table for Thanksgiving dinner, “It’s a Butterball, just like Missy.”

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

My mom is an incredible woman but suffers from alcoholism. Sometimes she is a very mean drunk and during those times she has said the most cruel things about my appearance- seizing on my insecurities I had shared with her and throwing them back in my face. But the worst was when she sarcastically said my rape was hard…