Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

I was in my kindergarten production of the Nativity, and got a five-dollar bill from my grandpa.

Joey passed me joint at NORML convention back in ‘01.

You realize FOB was at the height of their popularity in the mid aughts, just after NSYNC, right?

Trick question. If you're old enough to get the references, you're too old to be watching a Fallout Boy video.

Wake me up when Shaun Cassidy appears.

When I was 20, I was working at a bookstore and living with my boyfriend, who also worked at the same bookstore. It was a small bookstore, with only 7 employees and when the holiday party rolled around we all went to a bar in Montouk and proceeded to get ripped. I had lost track of my boyfriend and started to make out…

Unfriend that fucker.

So it is Christmas eve and I am sitting around the fire with my family. My parents’ house smells like mulled cider and is decorated in all its seasonal splendor. My phone rings and it is my on and off again ex-boyfriend! Things had ended badly with us and he wanted to reconcile! I was on could nine… Swoon!

By “Holiday” do you mean the Good Friday when I hooked up with super hot Alex? Or the Easter Sunday when I met him at the family brunch and learned he was my dad’s half-sister’s son?

I misinterpreted this at first glance to mean your most embarrassing holiday hookup was with Alex Trebek

Mine was a quasi-hookup, but bear with me. These dudes who lived together in a house while attending college were close-knit so they had a “post-Christmas” in February, in one of the dudes’ ranch in the countryside. I was invited by my BFF, one of the dudes’ girlfriends, and I was newly single, so I went. There was…

I don’t have any great hook up stories to share because the one (1) opportunity I’ve had to hit it with a non-boyfriend guy, I totally chickened out.

Right after my divorce was final, I traveled back home for Christmas. A few old friends found out that I was in town and wanted to meet up for dinner and drinks.

Just own the sin.

I once had a blasphemous dream. Think of it as the porn parody of Jesus.

My sister was eating me out.

My first sex dream: I was around 13. All beige room. Beige walls, beige mattress, beige sheets. Mattress was on the floor. Everything had a grimy vibe to it. Except Trent Reznor... He was wearing all black (I mean... Duh.) and he was apparently the answer that my teenage brain sought. I woke up sooooo confused about…