Maybe you had an extra ovary! IDK I have two uteruses and two cervixes so it doesn’t seem too weird to me. I am a bizarre freak of nature myself.

The waitress’s exasperated manager, the bartender and two bus boys join in the search and they eventually find it - at the bottom of a full pitcher of water.

A 1000 years ago, a friend used to hook up with Tre Cool (worst name ever) from Green Day, who liked to be dressed up as a baby.

I love this because

Have I smanged a famous musician? If by “famous” you mean “popular in the Raleigh folk music scene” then yes, yes I have. He was the fiddle player of Chatham County Line and I ho’ed down with him about 4 years ago when his band was touring the Midwest. The sex was dece, and the next morning pleasant, except for when I…

Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?

Towards the end of our third date, this girl I was dating sheepishly said she had something important to tell me. Expecting an STD story, I started sweating. It took her five minutes of “Ughhh... this is so hard to say...” before she finally tells me her mom banged Huey Lewis. She got pissed and stormed off when I…

She’s going to see this and excoriate me on Fb, isn’t she?

My friend used to be a exotic dancer and she was Brett Michaels go to girl in Vancouver for a while. She said he was actually super romantic, would always bring her flowers and was eager to please in bed.

To the dude with this story. Let me share with you a piece of sage wisdom my Dad told me. He said, “Son, if you have to tell someone to stay away from your girl, then she is not your girl.”

Oh my God, giving Fred Durst a hand job sounds like half of a “Would you rather?” question. Like, “Would you rather vote Republican or give a hand job to Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst?” (And then somehow, inexplicably, not amputate your hand afterwards or even wash it!) I would rather vote Republican because I live…

I have an older friend who slept with John Lennon in the mid-60’s, she said it was the hottest sex she ever had with a man. She will describe the encounter in great and steamy detail after a couple of glasses of wine. She bumped into him again later in the 60’s and he remembered her name which is a gentlemanly touch.…

A good friend from ages ago told me she dated Flea for a time. Said he was very bright, and quite the gentleman. She thought the world of him. Pleasant surprise for a guy who wears stuffed-animal pants!

I went out with Conor Oberst a couple of times. The sex was meh, but I broke it off when he came over to my parents’ house for dinner and pretended like he didn’t know what a potato was. It was obvious to everyone that it was just a shitty joke that he refused to abandon, and my dad eventually kicked him out. I mean,…

This one is dated, and doesn’t technically involve the musician, but I’ll share. Also, I’m not sure if it is true, but considering my aunts love to tell the story when they’re drunk, and my mother gets all huffy while not explicitly calling it a lie, I believe it. My mom and two of her sisters came to the US (she’s…

Imma come back in an hour after more people have gotten a chance to comment

There’s literally no way that’s true but God bless you anyway

This is great Kinja

For what it’s worth, I heard a similar story about John Mayer doing the same thing to a friend of a friend (I know, a very credible source) after a show he played in Toronto. EXCEPT while he was jerking off up on to her he repeatedly said “Tell me you love my music! Tell me you love my music!” !

I know a girls in Minnesota who hooked up Daryl Hall after a Hall and Oates concert and bore his spawn.