Voldemort is going to be PISSED that y'all are still alive.

(Also these are lovely.)

I am shocked, appalled, and so amazed because this is borderline the best thing ever and the worst thing ever? KUDOS!

Husband designed them. Mimics the art on the back on our first stove in our first kitchen that we shared together. We love to cook, eat and entertain.

Internet stalking potential dates better fucking maintain its lead over free porn. Internet porn is sooo overrated you guys, it's just so goddamn BORING. The world of internet stalking is a magical place where you never know what you might find. It is also a precursor to real life interactions, which makes it the…

What does it mean if I am in the minority in all of the above? Like every single one.

Binge watching versus libraries? My God, this is like Sophie's Choice!

Since Being a Cat Lady got defeated, I'm pulling HARD for Netflix. Don't let me down, bitches.

i was about to vote 'sex' but at the last minute thought "PARMESAN TRUFFLE FRIES" and changed my vote to restaurant.

Libraries - 0

you cretins.

Imax is still in the running, but Gchat and Eggplant Friday are not?

I came here to quietly snicker over all of the horrendous tattoos that I thought I'd see, but I actually love them all! Very awesome all around.

Technically engagement tattoos. Still saving up for the actual wedding ones, which will be skeleton keys with the room number underneath of where we stayed when we eloped. (We were married by his best friend via Skype in the hotel.)

Husband and I secretly eloped in Key West, came back with fancy new rings and coordinates of the beach we got hitched on.

Deer became a theme of our wedding somewhere along the way and we love to camp. Went to Zion and Glacier for our honeymoon!

Our wedding tattoos & where we got married.

Imagine the aneurysm he'd have if he ever saw pumpernickel.

I don't know why anyone is surprised that the group of 40 had no qualms about not calling ahead! Hell, they thought the SUN should stand still for them.

They probably all wanted separate checks and tipped crap, too. What gets me is that this was a fairly common occurrence...what tourist trap is this place near??

"Calcium does such frightful things to my bones, making them so dense and heavy. Without calcium, I can live my life in brittle fragility as God intended."

A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.