maybe Disney runs a special cheaters package?

You have a bulletproof soul.

Amber Rose. I could've been Amber Rose.

Did he by any chance hate mondays?

Though I've never been cheated on, my mother cheated on my father while she was in college. He was working multiple jobs (several hours away from campus) to help put her through school and one night, after she had said she was missing him all week, he decided to surprise her with flowers. He drove down after work…

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Oh, god. I literally cringed.

Nice turn of phrase there at the end.

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.…

Reposted from last year (same question)(still gross!)

Okay. It's long!

The "caught" part: He had asked me to grab his phone and take it to him at work, since he'd forgotten it. It was on my way to my job so of course I did it. I grabbed it and at some point needed the time or something so I clicked it open (pre-password days) and saw a winky-face text from number with a…

My bf and I had been living together for almost a year. He came home from work one night all saucy and climbed into bed ready to get down.... and when I went down, I tasted another woman on him.

What's the tips address for io9?

Was with him for 7 years, married for 2 — got pregnant after we got married. BUT between the time we married and I got pregnant I was diagnosed with chlamydia. OK, it was an infection — this was 1989 and I was always getting yeast infections anyway...and the doctor didn't really tell me anything other than my partner…

I received this text from my boyfriend at the time:

When she told me, over the phone, she was pregnant, it wasn't mine, and she was marrying her new boyfriend that weekend. That was literally the only time I broke something out of anger.

A friend of mine called his wife while we were in Afghanistan. She was really excited that to tell him that she was eight weeks pregnant. One problem: we had been in Afghanistan for three months. Turns out his wife was kinda bad at math.

Damn, Kate, he would rather get caught cheating than make his own bed. Sounds like marriage material.

One night while looking for a lighter, I ran across a USB thumb drive. Of course, I am a PC tech, so I put it in my PC to see what was on it. It was a journal my live-in BF of 5 years had written, along with various naked pics of his conquests. His journal detailed said conquests, and that's when I found out that he…

I had accidentally lost a friend's favorite book and was too embarrassed to tell him so I told my boyfriend to keep it to himself as I stalled, hoping I would either find it or be able to replace it before he asked me to return it. Our (mutual) friend admitted that my boyfriend had spilled the beans a long time ago.…