It's like $5 for 3 of them in every store, and they stretch out to be totally unusable on the first wear! I thought it was just me because I have really thick, heavy hair, but I guess not?

lil table nap

Side note when I clicked the Gaga/Sondheim thing.

Another article is entitled "Watch Ariana Grande Fall On Stage!" I was actually horrified that people would want to see something like that enough to click it. You want to see Ariana Grande fall?



... Nobody should be entertained by babies falling down and hurting…

Water, on every surface surrounding the bathroom sink, anytime he washes his hands or shaves. Not a few drops, a nearly unbroken sheet of water. I don't understand how. The soap dish probably has half a centimeter of standing water in it, with the soap just sitting there disintegrating into it, right now.

Thing my husband does that drives me up the f$cking wall: Leaves dishes in the sink at least overnight and then complains about how hard it is to clean the food off them when he could just rinse them after using them and it'd be so much easier to clean them later.

Please send him to my home, where many, many loads of laundry await his attention. Thanks!

My husband hates me because I speak frankly about pooping/peeing/farting. He thinks it's impolite (but I'm a naturally gassy person, and sometimes I feel like it's better if I warn him!)

I pants my husband whenever he's wearing pj type bottoms. That's not why he hates me.

I am your husband. I don't share my cups with anyone else (I live with roommates, not a spouse), but I am totally and completely baffled by the number of cups they use. I will leave for work in the morning to an empty kitchen sink, and come home to a sink with 5 mugs and 3 glasses in it. They're two people!!! I…

OH MY GOD I can't tell you how much I needed this article and the ensuing comments! I moved in with my fiance (my first time living with a lover) in November and we're getting married in May.

As a service to its readers, could Jezebel collect certain threads and post them in the days leading up to and including Valentine's Day? My first nomination would be the one about partners who do not clean up their own pee. Women upset that they haven't found a man could read that and enjoy a little consolation.

I know this is common, but I often consider smothering my husband every time he Chews with his mouth open, which is more often than not.

My cats drink straight out of the tap. Because I let them. I may be an animals also.

Any way you could coerce Kleenex Corp to send you test-boxes to review? On a weekly basis? In Costco-sized pallets?

My husband hates me because of Laundry Mountain.

Be glad he uses tissues. My father, who is an intelligent and classy gentleman with opinion on opera and PBS mystery programming, uses only his sleeve to wipe his nose.

My husband uses NO kleenex. He's an expert at the Farmer Blow, which he does into his hand, which he will do even if he is sitting RIGHT NEXT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING BOX OF KLEENEX. I don't know what he does with the boogers; put them in his pocket, I'm pretty sure. I try not to look.

It could be worse. My sister stayed with me for a week and LEFT USED TISSUES EVERYWHERE! The fuck? I was all "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHYYYYYY?!?!" (and I am NOT a "clean person." At all)