They also stripped his pants off and told him that he would be "sold into sex slavery."

The box logic described in this article does little to explain:

Ugh, men are so lame. I wanted to do the exploding fist after we kissed and Mr. was all like "This is a wedding, let's be normal for once." Pft. :)

How in the hell did you keep white shoes clean for 15 years? I can't keep white shoes clean for 15 seconds.

Thank you! Here they are (but not at the wedding, hence the too-short sweatpants I'm wearing).

I don't have access to my wedding photos at work, but these are the shoes my wife wore:

Wore these bad boys for the ceremony / photos, then kicked them off for some running shoes.

Wore my Wonder Woman heels for the ceremony, and then glitter Tardis flats for the reception!

I did a Roman Holiday/Star Wars mash up wedding so to go with my cream/ivory lace 50s inspired dress I wore these jelly heels by Melissa and Vivianne Westwood. Now, let me tell you, waaaaaay comfortable for a high heel. Also they looked more sparkly than this marketing photo lets on. The best part though? They infused…

Bride and Groom :)

Here they are.

I wore these fluevogs

For my wedding (THIS WEEKEND YOU GUYS!!!!) I'll be wearing these lovelies from Kate Spade:

I made my shoes! I took an old pair and decopaged some comic book pages to them so they were cute and snazzy and on theme!

I went for sparkly sandals with no heels. (Well, about 1/2" wedge.) Comfy and fun and wonderful, and about $50.

what surprisingly good grammar

I like cheeseburgers. I like omelets.

this is it. this is the one. here we go.

He turns to his bright-eyed eight year old, sitting but two feet from me, and says, "You see son? This is why you should stay in school."(FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.