The problem is when you break a nail really far down, below the quick, it hurts like a fucking asshole to let it continue to break. So you do this so that you can eventually just grow it out instead of having Bleedy McStubbs as a pointer finger for 2-3 weeks.
Will report back next time this horrifying thing happens to me.
Me too! Or I'd file the edge down and then it would inevitably get pulled off when I ran my fingers though my hair. Have to try this.
I feel like if my eyelashes really were that Disney princess I would have ended up with a wildly different outlook on life
I think this might be the first time I've seen all of you in photos larger than your tiny avatars.
The customer is always right! If they tell you to grill it until it's tender, you grill that shit until its fucking tender, asshole!
Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.
But are you allergic to crunchy?
And the Oscar for Bestest Use Of A Kitchenette Inside Joke in a Horrible Customer Story goes to ...
Monogrammed Thermosery
I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!
What the fuck, it's Monday again? HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!?!
As Commander of the Feline Uprising I am going to wake you up by kneading incessantly on your chest at 4am until you feed me respect your opinion.
I will spare this man when I rule over all as a benevolent cat dictator.
When I was about 9 there was a lice outbreak at my school. Every ody had to be deliced and treated, etc. and my Mom decided I would switch my hairdo from my high ponytail with curls (think Shirley Temple curls) to a braid coiled atop my head. No big. I must add here that I have enough curly hair for six people and ay…
I have thick and very fine hair and in junior high school my mom dragged me to a hair stylist who decided to perm the top part of my hair — just the crown — to give it lift.