Steal Trap Vagina will be my new feminist band name.

I starred this not only for the awkward situation but for the correct usage of the word "whom."

Wow.

As sorry as I am that this happened to you, I'm even sorrier that you work in Trona. I've been there many times (my first step father worked at one of the plants out there) and can honestly say I would never willingly return.

I can get on board with this idea. Only instead of shoes and purses, I'd fill my lady cave with books. And instead of a champaign room I'd want a scotch nook.

I completely understand this thought process. I've had thoughts for years that it may be highly unethical to procreate with the world the way it is. Certainly I don't judge people who want and have and love their kids but I really feel like I just can't knowingly raise a child in this shit.

I see what you did there.

That was my first thought and it seemed super fucked up to use an actual baby as a decoy for would be assassins. I'm glad I was incorrect.

Thanks!

But doesn't that undermine your whole thesis? Sex is gross but people like sex so they're willing to overlook the gross. Anal sex is "gross" but it's pleasurable (to a lot of people) so they're willing to overlook the "gross."

All sex is weird if you think about it (or maybe I just think too much). I was considering how strange it is to swallow semen after oral recently, and couldn't come up with another bodily fluid that it's so normalized or expected to consume. Certainly you swallow saliva while making out and the are secretions from all…

Wow.

When I was 15, I had a friend's uncle (who was covered in nazi/white power tattoos) loudly proclaim his appreciation for my "fuck me legs" during breakfast after a sleepover for my friend's birthday. I overheard him later asking my friend if I was single and how he wanted her to tell me that he "didn't really believe…

Justified.

I have a Mirena and I love it. Insertion hurt but not in an "omg, I'm going to die way" and I had minor cramps for a few days after that but my experience had been overwhelmingly positive. I haven't had a period in two years; no cramps or spotting at all. And I love not having to think about it.

Threw a cup of tea? I feel like there should be more to that story.

Holy shit. This definitely wins. That's terrifying.

You are officially my hero for posting photos.

But did you Instagram stalk him further? Like were there dozens of other bathrooms in his photos? Do you think he takes a (dozen) selfies in every bathroom he goes into as some kind of digital notch on his bedpost?? This is fucking fascinating to me.

I did similar only with vanilla extract. I figured it smelled delicious so I could totally just take a big swig. At least that was an actual food product though.