Alive, and healthier looking than Trump, with better hair. Probably more money and more public goodwill, too.

As an Eagle Scout and a father of girls, I could not endorse this decision more.

Did anyone stop to think that writing 20 lines about how superior you are in your ability to not take offense or judge others conveys both that you are offended and judgmental? the part of the golden rule you’re ignoring is treating others in a manner in which you’d like to be treated. You know, all of it. That…

“I hollered up to Karen ‘Don’t look, Karen!’ Too late. She’d already been incensed.”

This stupid, apparently.

I like big boots and I cannot lie.

I don’t see why anyone wouldn’t want the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything on their Chiron.

Mel Brooks and Buck Henry. Jeezus, they are responsible for every smart, funny, biting satires I have ever seen.

1. Use of Helmet and Facemask. An opponent must not use his facemask or other part of his helmet against a player who is in a virtually defenseless posture-for example, (a) by forcibly hitting the defenseless player’s head, neck, or face with the helmet or facemask, regardless of whether the defensive player also uses…

That son of a bitch needs to put the football away or be fired.

Plenty of men do, you have been hanging out in the wrong kind of bars. Walk into a bar that has both kinds of music, Country & Western. Almost every dude in there will be in heels of some nature.

I really wonder if it would look better—and less like a mad/sad fish—if it was in a real color.

Ehhhh, ask Roland’s teacher Cort how man vs. hawk goes. Man might win, but, it’s not pretty.

Pretty sure. If its a Highlander, there can be only one.

lol. I was going to make a german joke but I couldn’t think of one biting enough. well done.

A. Want to bet?

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...

Are we to have sympathy for the latest high-profile victim of belief in a platform founded upon a shameless rejection of any kind of values to begin with?

Should have been Lancia. That way, they could have followed the company’s tradition of being slightly cooky and done something weird and glorious, like a 2WD electric that powers the front left and right rear wheel.

My Maserati does 185... But then I have to recharge it, or else I can’t drive...