Jail time

I can’t even get logged in to Kinja half the time anymore.

Did he say he wouldn’t run no matter the result or only if he won.

I don’t look for a flu shot, but not because I don’t want to see it. It’s just not comfortable to hold my head turned that way for the whole process.

I’m pretty sure that even a very preliminary investigation can tell the difference between a fuel fire cause by static and a plane getting hit by 20mm rounds.

More access for midwestern dairy farmers you say? That will make Devin Nunes so happy.

No shit! I’ve been saying that since we started being exposed to this assholes blabbering 2, going on 3, years ago.

I think the time between what he says and the laughter is due to the translation taking time to filter to the diplomats earphones.

Because he’s reading from the TelePrompTer (random capitalization courtesy of spell check, must be a brand name) and too vain to wear readers.

Dotard is the dogs name.

They knew that something like this was out there and that’s why they were hammering the “Upstanding Father of Girls” narrative.

The internal monologue was “You’re not my supervisor!”

The switchboard (yes I’m old, no I don’t know a modern equivelent) at Fox News.

5 years with, the first few strangled by the stupid token system, is fast?

Deep State!!!

Try Altria or Topo Athletics. They don’t really do wide sizes but have much roomier toe boxes. 

Lewis screwed himself at Monaco that year. He saw something on the big screens trackside and thought they’d brought Nico in and he threw a snit and asked to be pitted.

Ah, I remember those. Tasted like crap but we ate them, and drank Tang, because “It’s what the astronauts” eat and drink.

I work for a contractor in the Naval Aviation field and have put together compilation videos like this for both weapons and flight testing. Some of the clips are ridiculous!

On the bright side there’s this.