This isn’t honest journalism. This is how EVERY car company shows cars avaialbe at X price. Bad headline is bad.

Paul Ryan’s too stupid to get the irony that he quoted a Canadian singer-songwriter who, by virtue of his citizenship, has universal health care.

“The swamp will not defeat him,” he said, breaking into the third person. “They’re trying to resist me, but it’s not going to work.”

I don’t consider Bush evil, but he was essentially fronting a puppet regime for several guys like Cheney who better fit that description.

I’m just waiting for some government to respond to a Trump regime demand with a one-word tweet:

Exactly! And a ‘good guy with a gun’ is still an unknown factor. If I’m in a Starbucks, with my concealed service weapon, and I see someone in line with a visible holstered weapon, and I know this person is not a LEO (we do not carry visible weapons without a badge somewhere on us identifying ourselves), all I know…

My problem with the idea of the “good guy with a gun” comes from a military Murphy’s law. “The only thing more accurate that incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.” Soldiers get trained on how to avoid friendly fire, and it happens. How are X (where X>1) dudes who don’t know each other, don’t have good…

Congratulations, Mr. Aldairion, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Miata which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes popping up and down.

Three 180+ mph straights followed by 3 sub 80 mph corners? I can’t think of a better regen scenario! The hard part will be logistics in the pits. Where do you put all those batteries and chargers and engineers and tools and the rest of a 24 hr teams STUFF. Watching this weekend, those boys have a lot of STUFF!

Everyone said I was daft to drive a Mercedes into a flash flood, but I did it anyway just to show them. The first one flooded. So I drove another and it flooded, then caught on fire. So I drove a third and it flooded, then caught on Fire, and sank into the swamp. But the fourth one drove theough. And that’s what you…

She rescued a “ballfield” of white dudes.

Neither does he.

I’m really trying to be sympathetic to the Republicans who were attacked today. I really am, but...every time I hear them talking, all I can remember is:

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

No, just some nightshade.

Lewis Hamilton, in one of the best cars, only managed to qualify 13th at Monaco and was beaten by the likes of Renault, Haas and Toro Rosso. What does that say about him as a driver?

Didn’t watch qualifying, but did they show Nico sitting on his patio with a beer pointing and laughing at Lewis?

OK, Ferrari. Don’t fuck up the strategy, and you’ll score an easy 1-2 at Monaco. Again: Don’t fucking screw it up. Pit smart, do it fast. You’ve got world champion drivers who can take care of the car and can use a good strategy to make it work.

“intentionally causing a diesel-powered motor vehicle to discharge clearly visible smoke, soot, or other exhaust emissions onto another person or motor vehicle.”

Right, not licorice. Licorice is black and tastes like road tar.