Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Millionaire cry baby. You think I can use that excuse to get out of my next shift at Taco Bell? No fucking way.

Yeah, I hate it when teams smartly fill a depleted position by acquiring veteran talent in exchange for future assets, too.

I (Cleveland born and raised) met my wife (San Antonio born and raised) when a mutual friend heard her talking smack about the Cavs after the 2007 Finals. It would be somehow poetic if our marriage ended ten years later because of the events you’re hoping for.

He must have been ecstatic after the Finals last season!

If only it could’ve been a 31-point lead they blew...

*pours one out for the memes that never were*

Why would the Cavs give up Skyline Chili when Cincinnati is over 200 miles from Cleveland? They are separate universes.

It would be like making a joke that Cavs are sending deep-dish pizza to Atlanta because some places there advertise “Chicago-style pizza.”

If you’re going to be pedantic, you must realize Cbus is only 0.2 degrees north of Dayton, right? That’s approximately 13 miles. So, it’s hardly worth pointing out the whole Cbus thing, because Skyline Chili is a Cincinnati institution and confusing the ‘Nati with the North Coast is a terrible slight.

There are more Melt Bar and Grilled restaurants here than Skyline.

I’ll star Slyman’s any goddamn day of the week.

Skyline chili is the natti.

oh my god there’s one in brooklyn too, I’ve never been more embarrassed to live here

I’m fairly certain they got him for three-point shooting.

Skyline Chili? The Hawks made the trade with the Cleveland Cavaliers not the Cincinnati Royals. No one north of Dayton eats that soup, errrrr I mean chili.

Stop with the Skyline Chili crap. That disgusting shit is only prevalent in Cincinnati, please don’t lump the rest of Ohio into that garbage. No other city in Ohio eats that diarrhea. Please, just stop.

Hey Mike, why don’t you make like a Dun and leave...y...

“Some cans of Skyline Chili?”

I don’t know if you were insinuating it exactly, but I’d just like to point out Cleveland DOES NOT have skyline chilli. Yes our river caught on fire, yes our housing is dirt cheap, yes we see the sun under 20 times a year, BUT WE WILL NOT BE VIEWED AS SKYLINE PEOPLE, FUCK THAT SHIT

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.