We like it too. When people tell me it sucks I put on my best Willi Wonka meme smile and ask them: “do please tell me what exactly did you try to do in Cleveland that you were not able to do? Go to the theater? A museum? The movies? Go to a “specific” type of restaurant? The mall? Go skiing? See a waterfall? Ride a…

Noah’s hubris in the face of his massive irrelevance has always cracked me up.

Just out of curiosity, what exactly did you try to do in Cleveland that you were not able to do? Go to the theater? A museum? The movies? Spanish restaurant? The mall? Go skiing? See a waterfall? Ride a roller coaster?

That’s awesome publicity for the company that makes them: