He was only off by two feet.

Holy shit, I read all of this waiting for a punchline, but you were serious? You really think all games should be reffed perfectly and that there aren’t bad calls on both sides of the floor? The Warriors lost because they blew a 14 point lead. They also lost because they choked at the end and couldn’t score as many…

And I must say Deadspin’s collective hate for the Warriors has become egregious. Sure, they have a dick owner. Every other pro sports team does, too.

don’t tell me how to live my life, bro

Nah, make a highlight reel of the ‘70s Warriors set to “Barrytown.”

“Factory of Sadness” refers specifically to the Browns Stadium.

2 starters and their LF, who at the start of the season last year was considered their best bat.

Please be healthy next year Brantley. Please stay on the bench next year Yan Gomes.

Your joke gets a sad trombone. A sad, rusty trombone.

Go Tribe!

Gwen Jorgensen, Nicola Spirig, Richard Murray, Javier Gomez. Easy. Gwen Jorgensen was tested 11 times in 2016 by ITU alone. That’s a lot. All of the athletes I mentioned have been tested VERY frequently, and have been racing very well consistently for several years. Though not failing a test is certainly not a…

J.R. is on the record as saying that even if Cleveland trades him, he’ll still live in the city. That’s how much he loves it now.

Grew up hating Pittsburgh (from Cleveland). But I love the city of Pittsburgh. One of my favorite places to visit for a day trip.

Stop. People will figure this out and move here and drive prices up. Let them think it sucks and I’ll get all the great lakes Christmas Ale.

Horseshit. They don’t. I’m not saying everywhere in the Twin Cities is roses and rainbows, but there’s nowhere, not even North Minneapolis, that has real urban blight. There’s no tarps over water towers here, or entire blocks of collapsed houses.

Everybody is too drunk to give a fuck. God, I love NOLA.

I am from Milwaukee, home of breweries.

Phoenix guy here - I love it. The city is really urbanizing rapidly, there’s a lot to do, it never snows and it’s cheap to live. We’re also 6 hours from LA, 4 1/2 from Mexican beaches, and 2 hours from skiing. Our airport is in the middle of town, not the middle of nowhere. And the people here (in Phoenix proper at…

My brewery could beat up your brewery.

(Could be worse. He could have been traded to the Pistons.)