Well, I am glad they asked Eric to clarify his father’s nonsense opinions. I feel so much better knowing sexual harassment happens because most women don’t possess Ivanka’s immense strength and courage. Okay!

This is some brave shit.

When I think about men lusting after what is basically two fluid-filled plastic-enclosed kettlebells, I weep for humanity. (And for her, when she finally realizes that carrying those around in her 40's is much harder than she imagined.)

Get off my lawn!

I was gonna be a bitch and say she looks way older than 31, but then I realized no one cares because no one can notice her face.

Apparently, much like a condom over a leg, human skin has magical stretching abilities.

First thought that came to mind.

Especially if those boots are currently knocking with Momoa. Bonet and I have similar tastes, she just has more access and/or better incentives.

I am that crying baby today. I'm exhausted, PMSing, depressed because I just turned 30 on Monday and feel like I'm a failure at life for no reason, work is taking advantage of me again. I called my mom sobbing and she was basically the older brother in this video all, "Have you slept? Honey, you need to sleep."

Basically this. This every day, all day.

Childhood is insisting you are too grown up for a nap. Adulthood is wishing desperately that you could squeeze in a nap.

Babies may not actually come out of your butt but jesus god it sure feels like they do.

RIGHT? It's a "lazy SERVICE DOG." BRB need to go drink all the wine and unfuck my mind.

The difference between your mother and Sarah Palin is that your mother gave a shit about your dog.

Damn, and the dog is even black. :(

This is some kind of metaphor for the GOP's attitude towards the poor, I'm 95% sure of it

The monkey is standing on a see-no-evil monkey statue. I love everything about this.

I'm not sure why this is news, Samer. Bengals fans eat butthole all the time, and even consider it their city's signature dish.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...