Dude, 34 and still listening to Top 40 is probably not something I should brag about... BUT I WILL.

I just love that she met her husband doing a sex scene with him in a church. I can't stop smiling at that! She looks like such a sweetheart, and sounds like such a good sport. I think I'd quite like to have pretend sex with her myself now.

Following the link to ThinkGeek, they properly label it as an R2-Q5.

I wonder if these come in 250 pound guy size. I like yoga too.

This is not the droid you're looking for. I don't know what droid it IS, but it's clearly not R2D2.

Shut up and take my money.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

I support this 100%. My dream is to be sandwiched (naked) between Thor and Loki, so I vote this a good choice. Om nom nom.

I kind of went all 'mom' on him, in a way. He was a big fucking dude, who is now in my apartment alone with me and he's obviously not thinking clearly. There was a split second there where I am processing it thinking, "Fuuuuck, this could go badly." Shame won though. Yay shame!

OOh.

I save puppies! I have fostered 17 puppies who were on the kill list at shelters. There's no article about me. But here's one of my babies!

Ugh. Eye contact. They say it's important to smile and make eye contact, but it's a fucking trap.

"Ellen and Portia de Rossi Break"

... aaaaaand my heart stopped beating.

"The Internet"

Is that all? Phew!

Have you tried it, tho? It makes for a good poop experience.

don't come in here with that reading shit

"players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations while on the ground." Isn't every celebration technically performed on the ground?

it's not about me, specifically, and it should be about me, specifically

Give him a break. He's confused because he himself shits out his mouth.