Going to be tough in this family.  The shit doesn’t fall far from the bat.

I loves and wants. Can't wait to roll that bad boy through the airport making the sound effects.

You know what is infinitely more tasteless, offensive, and inflammatory? Killing unarmed young men. Fuck all of this nonsense.

You deserve to collect all of the stars today for this one.

"commonsense that I'm known for" Da fuck? She is clearly delusional. Just make it stop.

I've had that happen too. I think we have experienced the fires of all the hells.

I'm an attorney and my partner does paintless dent repair on vehicles. We couldn't be happier or better matched.

Those lips. Goddamit!

Good god you are doing it right. Don't forget your profile on theknot!

This is Odie, right? Why won't my pug do this? He's such an asshole.

Cock fight in real life just never plays out like what I envision in my head. Sounds hot. Not hot.

Anyone else confused about how this is all based on weed?

I'm also 32 and still no hangovers. I do find I will time travel with less booze than when I was younger.

This made me laugh. Now I know how I'm going to handle the little fucker that ruined my peonies.

You chose wisely. I chose poorly. At my office and an audible sob escaped from my mouth. These people are going to think I'm crazy. And fuck cancer.