Speak for yourself. I love looking at a beautiful penis. So sick of people saying that dicks are objectively unattractive.

even though fear of a black penis is my favorite public enemy album, i will sheepishly admit to rolling up my windows at traffic lights if i’m bangin’ it.

How does illegal immigration violate african americans civil rights? Is he thinking that AA’s would want field work jobs?

America is great. This man is great. The people who fist-bumped him are great.

uh he was a villain because he was confronted by the CDC about how he was spreading HIV across the country and globe and basically said “screw you” and went on his merry infectious way. what even is the point of this article

This. And most sunny days following snow are cold days. You use the self-serve wand those days, the place is a hockey rink.

One of the main reasons why I find her so obnoxious is that unlike other crass comics like Lampanelli (granted, I haven’t seen her standup in like 10 years so I may be way off), Schumer likes to offend and throw people under the but, but the minute she’s called out on it, she tend to revert to the “why are you guys…

Bingo. She’s the embodiment of white feminism. She’s feminist when it can further her career. All the other times she’s a privileged spoiled white girl desperate for male approval.

PSA: Don’t use automated car washes. For any car.

This is what I don’t get about Amy doing this.

The calling out of Schumer for this video has less to do with whatever you perceive is the deification of Beyoncé and more to do with cultural appropriation and dismissing why that song is so important to black women and Schumer’s continuing her brand of comedy at the expense of minorities.

That’s okay. It’s not as if you’re original in minimizing women of color’s accomplishments.

girl bye. It’s like she has this desperate need to always want attention for doing some stupid shit. Her, Taylor and Lena can go.

So, instead of creating original, funny content, you grab another person’s work to generate unoriginal, unfunny content. That irrelevancy sure must burn, Amy.

One note of caution: be careful of the CO2 tank you choose. Industrial-grade CO2 tanks (which a paintball tank would be considered) tend to not be food safe (the lubricants used, for one. The inside of the tank isn’t maintained to a necessary level of cleanliness, for another. The regulated standard of purity, for a…

My parents refused to buy me the second turntable, so my Beck cover band was kinda meh.

Because these children dress like actually children unlike the kardashian kids who look terribly uncomfortable at all times...

I have no mouth and I must puke.