I wouldn’t have to rip them if they weren’t so expensive on iTunes.

It’s storks, storks all the way down, baby.

The fact that you’ve done nothing after acknowledging your privilege speaks to an issue with you, not with white people recognizing their privilege.

Let me guess, for no reason aside from your irrational, overwrought, arbitrary dislike of Jennifer Lawrence.

This woman is trash.

True, Madonna is not a musician and she doesn’t have Gaga’s vocal chops. But Madonna is a songwriter, including some of the most recognizable songs of the 80s, 90s and 00s.

You an Amy Schumer fan, right?

You know, many people are saying he’s recoiling from the sight of the cross. Actually recoiling from the cross! I wasn’t there, but I can say, there are a lot of crosses, and nosferatus recoil.

It’s like a Hot Topic vomited all over Richard O’Brien’s dying body.

I think it is going to be fucking awful and will make me cry hot tears if I even watch 30 seconds of it, but I am going to post this anyway because Tim Curry, lord Tim Curry.

Was anyone else more offended by “your husband disagrees with you”? Like, the nasty woman bit, yeah we get it Donald Trump’s an unrepentant asshole, but that just felt so much more like the type of sexism women face all the time.

I love ‘Cher’ and Cher. Also Cher Horowitz, but that’s for another time.

It makes me a little petty-happy she has the terrible hair because I think she is an awful person and the bad hair seems to be the only comeuppance she is going to receive.

I call bullshit! There’s no way Travolta is having sex with any woman, let alone his wife.

Both the rich, entitled, white people who are gonna vote for him and the very poor people, who’ve been tricked into it.

She’s not at all funny. Her whole schtick is “I’m a woman, and I use the word ‘cunt,’ hahaha look how funny I am.” I don’t hate her; I just don’t get the adoration.

because she’s shown in the past that she doesn’t really understand intersectional feminism.

I go commando so my wedding tackle can bounce around loosely. Binding it up in moisture wicking fabric is not what I’d want.

I go commando so my wedding tackle can bounce around loosely. Binding it up in moisture wicking fabric is not what…

“You really don’t have much poverty compared to blue states”

I saw this on the interwebs somewhere - not sure who it’s attributed to - but god damn it is spot on and worth a re-post elsewhere.