Bless you. You made me laugh in between dry heaves. I needed that.

Or try the Tidy Cat Breeze system. I promise, they’re not paying me (although I would welcome that!). Since we started using the Breeze system, there has been zero urine odor. Yes, I do smell the poops. But they sit right on top of the litter, making them easy to flush. This cat box has changed my cat owning life.

Yes! I love penises. I want to see more of them. Heck, I loved them so much that I married one! Well, one with a wonderful man attached 😀

So, so much love for a fellow Dlisted hor!

I have an Instant Pot. I use it at least once a week. It has a permanent spot on my kitchen counter. Never did that with the old slow cooker.

I have an Instant Pot. I use it at least once a week. It has a permanent spot on my kitchen counter. Never did that…

This is what my husband does. He grew up in London, and always carried his wallet it his front pocket, in case of pickpockets on the underground. A regular wallet fits fine, and he can carry everything he needs.

This is what my husband does. He grew up in London, and always carried his wallet it his front pocket, in case of…

I use Am-Lactin on my body, since it both exfoliates and hydrated. On my face, I use GlamGlow mud-to-foam cleanser. At night, i moisturize with Charlotte Tilbury magic night cream, in the morning, I use her regular magic cream. Love love love CT. Her stuff has changed my face.

I had the beta, and got the final install automatically. So far, I haven’t noticed any differences. My husband wasn’t using the beta, but still got the notification to update. Random.

See how all of you feel about this new tv show? That’s how a lot of us felt about the new Ghostbusters film.

Excellent news, especially given that I recall it being proven that regular soap is just as effective. I think it’s more about the hand washing technique. A full 15 seconds, with vigorous rubbing.

Tampons were never really uncomfortable for me, but I hated the cost. A one time payment rules. $30 bucks and I'm good for, I dunno, at least a year so far.

I have a Lena cup. I can't believe I waited as long as I did. I thought it was going to be messy and difficult. It's been a breeze, and it's saved me money. I've been lucky to have zero leaks. Life changing.

The worst thing is pajama pants. They always bunch up around my knees. Super uncomfortable.

I’ve been doing this since my early teens. On the odd occasion when I’ve had to sleep clothed (once for a sleep study, a few times in the hospital), I’ve slept very poorly. I don’t know how folks do it.

I have this machine. It's wonderful if you're a pet owner. It's been 6 months now, and it's still in tip top shape.

I have this machine. It's wonderful if you're a pet owner. It's been 6 months now, and it's still in tip top shape.

The best kind of baby!

Ooh. Two ladies making babies. As long as you carry them, I’m good. I have to keep my figure for all that pan dimensional defecating.

I consider it to be more of a hobby. My true calling is subversive arts and crafts. I can kill a man with a popsicle stick.

You can only be what you are. Like me, live up to your low potential!

Be like boy! We like Roy!