I recommend adding that your are a god of best practices, destroyer of inefficiency, and that you once ISO 9000 certified a company with your cock.

I don’t make time, I eat time! I shit distance! I piss speed! I shoot depth out of my eyes like laser beams!

Was coming here to write this. We have one. It's a total piece of trash.

Was coming here to write this. We have one. It's a total piece of trash.

I happen to be the one weirdo who finds the trash can noise to be infinitely satisfying.

Agreed.

I don't sweat the unitasker idea. If you like it, use it, you know? I don't like too many rules in my kitchen :)

In my experience, with admittedly shaky hands (long story, medical issue), the skin is tough. It can do the 360 degree slice easily, but the strip cutting would be tough. So, I cut that flesh in the skin, and scoop out. I never seem to lose any flesh, as long as my avocados are ripe.

Which means in our house, this works. We put all our purchases on ours, then pay them off every week. We build up a ton of rewards.

We have one in our household. We pay off every month, and have paid zero interest.

I haven’t done this. I always cut inside the skin, then scoop. It wouldn’t have occurred to me to cut the skin and flesh into strips while in halves. It’s a thick skin, and tough to slice accurately. I’ll stick to my method.

This sounds wonderful. I don’t really care for the modern idea that we should always be either happy or neutral, and if you’re not, you need medication/help. It’s perfectly ok to feel sad. Sometimes that’s exactly the right reaction to a particular situation. I’m not sure why we feel the need to deny our body and mind…

My husband and I quit watching after the Bahrain debacle. That and the total lack of personality in the drivers. F1 used to be exciting. It's become quite a snoozefest.

This guy gets it.

Hey, don't blame me. Someone had to say it. I'm a saint.

But what if I need a workbench to make my workbench? It's a carpentry 22.

I’d have taken the services. Anytime a business makes a mistake, or does a bad job, I give them a chance to make it right.

I've never taken one, as I have a medical condition that doesn't allow stimulants. However, I've seen friends after they've taken these. It's not pretty. It resembles what I've seen when people take cocaine. Hyperactivity, lack of feeling in the face, and something like a rage/paranoia combo. The weirdest thing is…

My husband and I have both been using Secret clinical strength for years. He prefers it to any men’s deodorant.

Here’s what I don’t understand - why can’t feminist allow for the fact that a woman can be unlikeable for the exact same reason men can be unlikeable. My dislike for Hillary has zero to do with her gender (disclosure - I am a woman).

Yeah, our place in LA was 650 sq ft and 2100 a month. Now, we're in a 1300 sq ft apartment for 1350 a month. The gas is about a buck cheaper a gallon too. It's been rather amazing.