I completely disagree with the entire study which hasn’t been made, and the article you’re proposing about it, that hasn’t been written yet and which I consequently haven’t read! And I feel so strongly about this that I need to get my comments in now, before the article I’m not going to read, is written and published.…

So you’re a David Brooks fan, then.

You win this thread, I think.  

If “Unsalted Grits” isn’t his Secret Service code name, its should be.

“...lost a longstanding feud with a fictional TV character,” to be accurate.

Hell, he sures seems to be enjoying it.  

My experiences were 15 years  ago and in no way reflect the current Monk’s.  I just kept having bad things happen, once entirely because of someone in the group I was with, another time they charged us twice drinks all night.  Another time I had a fine evening, went home, and threw up all night because of a bad…

That would require a band to know some blues history and not be just a bunch of dumb crackers.

Monk’s, holy cow.  I have some stories about Monk’s, none of them good.  Not really their fault.  

Oh yes. Had we lost, the fucktomb would be in flames.

Kerning issue...

Yeungling Black & Tan.

This must’ve been insane around midnight.

Philadelphian here.  I ask myself that same question every time I hit Wawa for something.  Or drive anywhere.  

Hopefully early in the first.  

He did say he’s a Cowboys fan.  

Cowboys/Pats...that’s the kind of scenario that comes on you like a dawning existential horror, whose resolution is meaningless because either choice results in despair.

I’ve done some numbers-crunching, and did you know, the vast majority of teams that don’t stay on top of their opponents in the fourth quarter lose the game? It’s true!  MATH DON’T LIE

Wasn’t that already tapped for a Madonna hits collection?

It was a good comic for my pre-teen sister, back in the day: