Listen, it’s not too late. You can still go back. Whatever darkness there is in your life, I promise you, it can get better. You don’t have to do this.

I think the real question is: How badly does Kapernick want to sign to a team? WOULD HE? I mean...with THE JETS?

I’m SICK of these inflated claims about these GLORYBOY LAKES.

Sad! Sadder is that I recognize at least 2 starting QBs from my Philly Eagles: Ty Detmer (the more talented but less entertaining of the Detmer brothers) and Doug Pederson - currently Eagles head coach. I was feeling good about the team lately until I saw that Pederson had QB’d the Browns. Now I’m convinced he’s…

Kinja-bug aside - I wasn’t sure I’d starred your post, so I clicked again, and it lost a star. So I clicked again, and it lost ANOTHER star. I seem to have reduced it from 18 to 13 stars.

All those stars going out, one by one. Kinda bleak. Kinda like being a Browns fan...

Surprisingly, that’s apparently not that big a problem for long-term Austin residents.

Underrated, and I think the “Criminal” video did her career more harm that good in the end. I wandered through a Fiona Apple Youtube hole one night recently, and realized I’d missed out. Solid artist.

Yet another strong argument for legalization.

I was thinking, once I’d absorbed “Gavin MacInnes started a neo-nazi group,” most of the story about them was pretty much nazi troll boilerplate. I learned more about the shirts.

I do get annoyed at the smug, defensive cloud of insincere bullshit these types use as a way to deploy irony to keep from being held to…

So many rules to being a Nazi. Who knew?

A fave in the genre.

Ms. Brown, I’ve enjoyed your writing here over the years, and learned things from it. I wish you all the success as you move on, but please, wherever you find yourself, whatever you’re working on, please always try to find a way to rip on Ed Sheeran.

Trashbag Of Hair isn’t beholden to the mainstream elites of both parties and the corrupt Washington bureaucracy! Trashbag Of Hair is willing to take on the Fake Media, who are already attacking it for being a supposed “inanimate piece of garbage” and “unqualified for high office!” Trashbag Of Hair is the ONLY…

We’ve (my social media connects & I, and the bloggers I read) have been talking about the end of this since at least February.

Stronger makeup game too. (I was looking for a Bill Willingham panel from a Justice League Annual, but this’ll have to do:)

“Scott Pruitt is the head of the Environmental Protection Agency and he has a loving relationship with carbon dioxide and methane gas” 

I would think some “My Little Pony”-themed ones would be a nice surprise.

I hope one day you have the chance to prove that. I’ll be rooting for you.

I am so so sorry I clicked “play” on that. I’d never seen the clip. Now I will never unsee (or un-hear) it.