I thought it was rather strange that the Princess of White Bespoke Southern Living would name three such commoners as the godmothers, not a strand of blonde hair, Oscar nominations or a single luxury lifestyle brand between the three. How ever would baby James know the difference between preserves and jam? Winter and…

I don’t quite understand why she has the same word on both wrists. I get that the right side looks like it was covering some old cutting scars—but why the same word??

The thing that makes Dr. Brandt’s suicide so sad is that it is just another reminder of the incredibly high suicide rate of doctors. (Even though I am loathe to call what he does “medicine”.) Yet another illustration that the unending ooze of depression is not healed with percieved success—you are still battling your…

While my sister loves her copper IUD she has said her periods have gotten much longer and heavier. IE: “it’s like 10 days of Quentin Tarentino films down there”.

Next time I get pulled over for speeding I’m going to tell the cops I overdosed on ascorbic acid (Vitamin C). I mean, that has to be a thing, right??

Every time I manage to undercook pancakes, I think of Ramona and her Dad.

“you consider Bud Lite a psychedelic drug” is officially my new favorite insult.

fuck a reusable water bottle. New husband, fo' so'. I'm pretty sure he knew about that shit when he married you, so tell him to shut his whiney piehole. Every time he bitches, I suggest replying with a curt "#firstworldproblems". After all, they ARE getting recycled—it just annoys him because he is throwing them…

Oh honey, I'm sorry.

I proposed to my fiance, he was both suprised and very happy that I did. It's hilarious because whenever people ask, we always get one of two responses.

You cannot be mocked for defending the ONE THING that gives us a fighting change of helping people remember where Delaware is on the map.

Since I was raised by culty religious homeschooling parents, I was not allowed to have Barbies because they were evil, immodest, wordly, would corrupt me, etc. etc. (Don't even get me started on Cabbage Patch Dolls.) We needed to be pure! To grow up to be godly mothers to our daughters! Etc of Pathriarchal Bullshit!

Medical student here, studying for boards, I debate (on a daily basis, practically) something that sounds awfully close to your life plan.

I enjoyed this episode entirely on the grounds that it exposed Patrick to be ginormous asshole boil that he is. Mark is 100% spot on with the selfish nice guy syndrome.

as someone who just lost her grandmother and only has the one of her treasured beautiful quilts, I would have been fucking livid and while I like to think Id have done something brave in retaliation, in reality it probably would have just been using the pledgemasters' toothbrush to scribe the toilet.

I love Ellie Kemper, cult jokes and Tina Fey. Xmas came early, bitches!

can we discuss the fact clearly the bride has some art of Jackie/JFK fetishization, right? I mean, her hair? His hair? The gentle feminine laughter as she squeezes his manly impassive chest?

from one woman who survived the car business to another—you are my hero.

oh sweet baby jesus.

Kids these days! My father made me kill, skin and then cook a chicken (with dumplings) over an open fire—every day, for two weeks as a "school project". (I was home schooled and these are the kind of projects my parents would come up with.) It was certainly educational though vaguely traumatic (you will never forget…