Ex-professional dominatrix here. I had a few findom clients but chose not to focus my practice around it. I found that the guys can be REALLY high maintenance. People often think findom is an easy, no effort way to make money (a mistake people make about sex work in general) but it is NOT.

Glad she’s getting roles, but honestly this is going to be 90 minutes of hearing men thinking “Jeez, I got a boner”

Hard boiled eggs.

In fact, the only reason Trump is so riled up about North Korea is that he’s jealous of Kim Jong Un.
Jealous that Kim has HIS own thing that is completely under his heel, while Trump’s thing is trying to fight back

Possibly slightly OT plus-size clothing complaint: I JUST WANT WORK/CASUAL BASICS. I don’t care about looking “hot”. I don’t need skintight shit that looks like I should be at the club. I love my bodacious ta-tas but am not interested in displaying them at the office. I just want regular, grown-up, non-adolescent,…

Dear of you, and dear of her - I am so sorry for your hurt. Its the big unmentionable for us dog lovers, isn’t it? I guess the thing to remember is to do the best for her, whatever the cost to you emotionally. Then you can know you did your best, even the final act of love, and that will help with the loss. Don’t have…

Just in time ..... as the divorce from my first marriage has just been finalized!!!!...... Expect to see an appearance by your girl !!!

My boyfriend did not understand my love of this show until he watched Season 1 of “Marriage Bootcamp: Bridezillas” with me. He was sucked in and then we had to watch alllllll the Bridezillas together. It also led tangentially to his unabashed hate-watching love of “My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding.” #truluv

Have you ever been to PA? “Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in the middle.” I lived in the Alabama part for a while. It wasn’t entirely unpleasant but I was glad that I left right after the election...

The local Maryland population refers to it as “Ocean Shitty.” It’s sole purpose is to house drunk high school seniors the week after they graduate. I haven’t been back since, though I’m mighty tempted to go whip out my boobs now!

When I do reps at the gym I say “1 Michelle Obama, 2 Michelle Obamas, 3 Michelle Obamas” just to stay inspired

Jules left because her asshole husband was outed as an asshole.

I didn’t go to my college graduation ceremony but I would have gone to this one just to walk out on Pence.

Kutcher on Shark Tank is bad, but maybe equally bad is GoPro Guy.

I feel that TV treats therapist abuse way too casual. There are so many examples of a private relationship developping between therapist and client on-screen, and I’m not even talking about it turning sexual: therapist having lunch with a client, therapist attending a client’s wedding/ graduation etc., a therapist…

Atlee Bay sounds like it should be the name of a Midwest airport store that sells luggage and pashminas.

Yes, I’m embarrassed to say I did as well.

Anyone else ask themselves “Exactly how many kids does Bristol Palin have now!?” And click link just to see? Who can keep track?

seriously. stop with the decorative cakes. death to fondant