On a completely shallow note—I love her hair. That is the head of a woman who gets shit done.

What I want to know is... are their live Jez reporters on the scene?? I ask because I currently live/work in this tiny pocket of sadness we call Norristown and I want to be on the lookout for Jezzies!

All the hugs and wine for you, new internet friend! Even with fifteen good years together, I can only imagine the heartbreak and loss you are feeling right now. Whatever time you have left with your furry love, I hope it is filled with so much joy and love. I hope s/he/it is able to lick your tears as you process and…

Omg. That is awful and I am so, so sorry. I hope you have so many happy memories left with your furry baby.

Rancid scallop with a comb.

I lived there because my abusive, alcoholic ex-husband insisted on it.

I grew up near Ocean City am doing lived there for awhile as well. It’s pretty much the worst. Full of aging rich alcoholics and... alcoholics in training.

I have not had an abortion but there was a long moment where I was terribly afraid I was pregnant in my abusive marriage and I knew with absolute certainty and clarity I could NOT bring a child into the same situation. I could do this to myself but not an innocent human that had no choice. All that to say, in that…

As a doctor you get get most of your student debt wiped though working for a non-profit. As the current regs stand—as long as you make on time payments that are 10% of your earnings, for 10 years while working the entire time for a non-profit, you get the balance forgiven. There is also a program with the National…

Yesssss. On all counts.

I vote Crawfish 2016!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Just saw this old gem and stopped to say this “Jacksonville, FL population” thing is taken directly from Bill Gothard/ATI/wisdom booklets. Only because I distinctly remember reading and talking about this “fact”.

Plus she could afford to take the low-paying but awesomely shitty job for the experience because... SHE HAS THE MONEY.

Damn! I thought it was Jessica Lange at first. Go Caitlyn! 65 and fleek.

Yes, which totally makes sense to me! And is what I thought the person meant when they told me that and that totally makes sense. But it was revised (erronously?) back in 2012 and it now makes it legal to do that against oncoming traffic. I was so mind boggled that I had to copy down the law code (4511.13) because I…

Ugh. I grew up with a health-food obsessed*/(borderline personality disorder mother) before health food was “cool” where I grew up. While I am now very grateful for having a broad depth of food knowledge, I have personally seen up close how being health obsessed/turning healthy eating into a VIRTUE is incredibly…

In Ohio, it is completely legal to turn left on a red light, against opposing traffic, as long as you are coming from a one-way street.

I think B. Frankel is a painfully public and obvious example of the classic advice “be careful what you wish for”.

Yessss. I stumbled upon this by accident at a running shop. $10 on sale. Only one in my size. LOVE THIS THING MORE THAN I LOVE MY OWN VAGINA.

Yessss. I stumbled upon this by accident at a running shop. $10 on sale. Only one in my size. LOVE THIS THING MORE…