I went sky-diving for the first (and only) time with my Grandfather this past month for his 90th birthday. He had done it at his 80 + 85 birthdays and declared this was his last since it was "getting kinda old".

all I could think when I saw that picture of Martha and Blake was "we are SO AMERICAN MADE (read: white) we must accent our whiteness IN WHITE. Also, it's after Labor Day ya'll so... tacky!

Leslie Knope is my spirit animal. She is who I channel when the bureaucracy threatens to break me or when I am surrounded by incompitent fools.

At the beginning you said the behavior of the original victims remains entirely a mystery. Are you familiar with the paper that proposed ergot fungus (lsd) poisoning of the rye crops (due to a very wet harvest) as the cause of their symptoms/behavior?

My foolproof man snaring meal involves Smitten Kitchen and beef short ribs. Never fails to impress, satisfy and always leaves someone begging for a recipe.

Popcorn popper. I regularly make myself a meal of air popped corn + butter + nutritional yeast. Throw a little smoked paprika on there... delish. (Seriously though, nutritional yeast is a complete protein source!)

Not to get all... technical. That is not a threesome. It's a two and a half some, at best. There are not three people participating in giving each other pleasure (which is kind of the point of a threesome, in my experience?) So, I guess this would work if your idea of a threesome is only about *giving* pleasure.

I heartily concur with this.

It looks like she has a little strabismus in her right eye (as you can see even looking to the left her gaze is not fully aligned) and having pictures taken from the right (when her right eye is looking as hard to the right as it can/muscle fully contracting) probably makes it look even LESS aligned. She may be afraid…

I went and read all the original source articles/looked at the pictures and, I've got to admit, I have only ever had period panties in the color of the swimsuit bottom she was wearing. But who would have a bandeau watermelon printed bra??

I actually kind of love this because I was thinking "I should keep a sex spreadsheet so I can remind myself how awesome my fiance is and how lucky I am!" This seems like a total Leslie Knope move and since she is my life hero...

A computerized washing machine that it can walk man or child or monkey through sorting and doing laundry.

I'm kind of right there with you. I mean, they are very clear about their expectations of one another and actually communicate (with one another) really well. Like @pavlovsbitch said, I often imagine that is how the Clintons are. There are things that transcend love/hormones and you have built a bond with a person…

What does it say about me that I think all of these ideas sound more fun than your average bachelorette party??

The thing that makes corsets "unhealthy" is that you are unable to breathe from your abdomen and you train yourself to chest breathe. While this doesn't sound like a big deal, abdomen/diaphragm breathing is very important, especially for proper circulation of your lymphatic fluid. Decreasing the movement of your…

This, right here, is exactly why I believe it is important to make sure your child as at least one gender-ambiguous name. You have no way of knowing how they are going to identify, so why not save everyone a ton of trouble (and paperwork) by making sure they'll have at least one name that they can use, in any…

Ahhh. Yes. I had that one... until my pervy mcpervyson dog ate it. Of all the things the things my dogs have eaten (and it has been A LOT) that, by far, is what made me the angriest.

And what is this toy? Inquiring minds need to know!

First, I must confess, I used to think women who said they liked anal were not liars, exactly, but more like people who said they liked hard candies. They'll do the trick, in a pinch for sweets, but no one really craves a butterscotch lozenge.

I used to think that women who said they enjoyed anal sex were probably not lying, exactly, but it was like saying "I like hard candies". They're sweet and they'll do the trick but no one actively craves butterscotch lozenges.